to need to talk about sex

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my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

DirtyOldTown Yes, this is what I read:

my family are all low. my friends are tiptoeing around me as they think ill crack any minute. DH has been a rock and we've relied on our sex life to keep us 'happy' as it's time when we forget about everything else. but tonight it got all silly and giggly and we ended up being teens again.

Lulu, meringue nest? Cherry on top? POURING cream? Sounds filthy to me; go and stand in the corner.

Fairnuff Yes hoiking...although if they can honk at him no wonder he wanted a tit wank!

BIWI - and that post of op's was quite different to her thread opener, no?

P.S. Sorry you're having a hard time OP. Sounds like you and your husband are able to keep things good in bed under difficult circumstances, which is amazing. Think that shows incredible intimacy.

Odd thread.

Having tiny boobs means I have never been asked to do a tit wank. It wouldn't be possible.

Would a hand job not have sufficed

U2 I'm with you. I don't think my boobs would be able perform this deed!

Ah OP, hope the thread hasn't upset you. I get what you meant. I sometimes find myself in slightly bizarre sexual circumstances with DH.

No big deal.

oh how i yearn to be able to give titwanks! I am part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. This is fine. Some days we just do oral or whatever. Its all part of the intimacy, I think. Unsexy sex is still sex, but I find all sorts of things sexy. I absolutely love going down on my man, I think it is really sexy. I also find silly sex sexy. And angry sex. and make up sex.
titwanks are sexy!

HAHA at
*a tit wank? A TITWANK

youre a mother now. stop titwanking immediately*

this is gold. I can't believe I laughed so much at that.

Unsexy sex is definitely not sex. It's a mistake, is all.

There'll be titwanks all over the world tonight because of this thread

I got jizz in my eye the last time I gave DP a titwank.

sarky I feel for you!

Wow, not attempted a titwank in years. Last time I tried to give DH one was in the shower. It did not go well. He is too tall and the angle was all wrong.

Perhaps it's time for an early Xmas present. Or not.

Let us know how it goes Gawjus ?

Dirty yes - I posted after that second post of hers. What are you trying to get at?

I got jizz in my eye the last time I gave DP a titwank.

I hate that, feels like the sperm are trying to fertilise my eyeball

I agree with you BIWI

I think sometimes on MN people want to think the worst about partners/relationships.

I'll be sure to post results Wowsers. Will get on mn as soon he's having his post coital e-cig.

I got jizz in my eye the last time I gave DP a titwank.

I hate that, feels like the sperm are trying to fertilise my eyeball
Thats because apparently what i heard is that the eyeball is made out of the same stuff an egg is made from. Now I think about it, it sounds really strange and that can't be true? anyone got facts? I can't google it on this computer
I once gave DP head and got it all up my nose.
he nearly pissed himself laughing at me i was going "ITS SO STICKY AND ITS BURNING ME"

Will get on mn as soon he's having his post coital e-cig

Oh the romance!

*i just ran this past DH, he said "better than nothing" - hahaha that's really made me laugh.

Sorry OP