to need to talk about sex

[batmanandrobin]

my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

Honestly the honking of bosoms over tit wanking whilst breastfeeding.

Did you mean hoiking LittleBairn?

I don't think they actually honked did they OP?

I'm highly amused at the shock over a titwank!

You lot are soooo vanilla

I've lead quite a sheltered sex life but even I've given a titwank.

My ex used to get them all the time as I didn't really enjoy sex with him and a titwank is the one sex act that takes the LEAST amount of effort. All you have to do is push your boobs together.

That was years ago though. I wouldn't do it now, I think they're quite silly.

Sounds very romantic.

I wet meself laughing in the first page , jumped to the last to play catch up and saw some sour faced joy suckers have pulled the humour from the thread... Bum arses .
Real life is funny .
I love to smile not frown , grey period pants, bubble gum coloured non wired feeding bra and tit wanking is funny .
Op, you're doing great . I'm at the 'have it when I have to and creep into the ensuite after to weep stage' , so enjoy your quickies with no pressure whilst you can!

BIWI - You did read the first post? Not seeing 'some semblance of a sex life that cheers you both up'.

Sorry your having a tough time of it right now. But I must say after a very dreadful day at work your thread made my day.

I remember the first time I tried to give a titwank and my very small B boobs couldn't figure it out. We ended up laughing our asses off and the mood was done.

Hope things get better for you soon.

Im all for the laugh myself and tit wanking, water sports etc. are fab but im still a bit concerned here to be fair. I didn't get the post and still dont.....

I'm now trying to work out which other parts of the body could perform a wank. I have a vague recollection of a practice known as "bag piping" which involves your armpit. You could probably do that whilst having a cup of tea.

I have to admit I'd never heard of a titwank til my current partner mentioned it. apparantly his previous partners never had big enough boobs to do it. ahh the joys of mahoosive tits right enough I do try to vary the view a bit. Some aren't particularly picturesque

you made me laugh out loud there Quiero.. NEVER done that one! its on my "got to do for the sheer hell of it list"

I got the giggles over Branleuse's " Stop titwanking immediately!"

I hope things get better for you, OP. You are much nicer than me. When I was breast feeding in did not want any other lips and hands groping me. My husband would have been sent away with a flea in his ear.

For those of you concerned about the view, surely a way to bring a little bit of extra joy to the situation would be to stick googly eyes and a novelty moustache onto his bellend.

I didnt even breast feed and would have whacked his thing with a big stick if he had have wanted a bit of "gratification" from me at that stage. Probably why I didnt get the post.

My take now is.

OP was trying to make a joke.
Partner is an arse.

I'm quite boring in bed but even I resort to a titwank every few months. It's so easy and the guys always love it.

Queiro I believe there's a deviant practice involving and elbow

Girls, you don't need big boobs to titwank. B cup is fine. It's ALL about angles

I am told

Coff.

Anyway I'm off to bed with dh and my craft kit...

Is this tit wank thing a new modern invention? I'm asking because I had a incident involving one last night and was a tad perturbed by it.

On the upside I had sex 3 times (woohoo that makes it 5 times in 3 years) so didn't pay much attention to the tit wank thing but thinking about it,its very odd very odd indeed

Been up with a poorly baby all night and this thread has had me in delirious fits of laughter....

Bravo people,bravo

Fits of delirious rather....see,I'm delirious.....

Whenever I hear about titwanks I feel very glad that I haven't got big knockers . Gets me out of that one!

batman, so sorry to hear about your brother. .

In answer to your question, sometimes a quickie or unsexy sex is okay. It just happens in RL. Don't let it become the norm, or let there be an expectation that you will "service" him, though.

'Fruits in a basket' - that's not fruits in a basket at our house. Here, 'fruits in a basket' is what we had at a special Sunday afternoon tea at my grandma's; tinned fruit cocktail in a meringue nest with , a cherry on top and pouring cream- served in small cut glass desert bowls. Not at all what has been suggested above.

And I have never done a titwank- tits too small. Had a few goes but whatever the angle have never managed it.