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I am 41, and don't have any wrinkles.

210 replies

plco1223 · 31/03/2014 18:57

aibu to think that I could front a campaign for clinique? I need the money, and considering that I manage do a better job of selling their products than the clinique salesladies, surely I should be able to make some moeny by modelling for them.

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izzydazzling · 31/03/2014 19:00

well I'm 41 and I don't have any wrinkles either.

I'm a bit ugly though.

plco1223 · 31/03/2014 19:01

:D

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 31/03/2014 19:02

I'm 39 with no wrinkles but that's because I have a fat face :)

mrsruffallo · 31/03/2014 19:03

I don't have wrinkles because I am fat

fluffyraggies · 31/03/2014 19:03

Ex Clinique sales lady here. 45 and no wrinkles. so nerrr Grin

mrsruffallo · 31/03/2014 19:03

Snap EGA!!!

CameTheDawn · 31/03/2014 19:03

You might not be seeing yourself as others see you.

When you look in a mirror, it bounces back an even, flattering light that minimises shadows and contrast. You aren't seeing yourself in harsh light from an angle, which will show up wrinkles and flaws in an unforgiving manner. Other people are seeing you like that.

Sorry :)

thebody · 31/03/2014 19:05

I looked fucking sensational at 40. really hot.

dogginess has crept up in me in the last 10 years and now I look like Honeydragons Labrador.

enjoy while you can op.

NewtRipley · 31/03/2014 19:05

Away with you and stop boasting. Take it from me, your face will fall apart at 44

NewtRipley · 31/03/2014 19:06

Mind you, I know a lot of black women with no wrinkles

specialsubject · 31/03/2014 19:06

:-)

No, because everyone will assume that you are photoshopped.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 31/03/2014 19:07

I am 42 and really don't have any.

Check me out Grin

SinisterBuggyMonth · 31/03/2014 19:07

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plco1223 · 31/03/2014 19:07

there goes another idea :(

na, I think i have lines and gener :)ally look my age, but, even with no makeup on everyone thinks i look half my age, which is more annoying than it should be.

always trust mumsnetters.

OP posts:
NewtRipley · 31/03/2014 19:08

You are just making it worse now

Forgettable · 31/03/2014 19:08

Me too, the body.

Now I have neck fat to add to slack face and wrinkles. Ho hum.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox · 31/03/2014 19:08

I'm 28 and have shitloads, and a bit of a tache [stunner]

NewtRipley · 31/03/2014 19:09

Elle

I think we should retaliate with tales of quite how ugly we are...

I have chin hairs. Bastards

NearTheWindymill · 31/03/2014 19:10

My face is fine - it's the body that lets me down Grin. Never liked Clinique though.

ElleBellyBeeblebrox · 31/03/2014 19:10

Ooh and I have a massive conk

Orangeanddemons · 31/03/2014 19:10

I'm 50 and don't have any! Can I be the front person?

HowContraryMary · 31/03/2014 19:10

Im 50 and I don't either but I'm fuck me bandy gorgeous

NewtRipley · 31/03/2014 19:11

I have a bit of a turkey neck thing starting.

plco1223 · 31/03/2014 19:11

my belly looks like an IED hit it. so no bikin modelling for me. I'm not skinny, so that may be the case, and if the face falls apart at 44, well, Ive had a good run.

need other ideas on how to stop being so cash strapped. :(

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sixlive · 31/03/2014 19:11

No wrinkles, thin, don't use make up v often or skin products nobody will sponsor me, I'm thinking of all the money I've saved. Genes rule.

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