AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Ah, I shall say this here then..

I was named once as a muck about-er, does that count? was that po-with-agenda-speak for Royalty?

I have name changed since though - perhaps I should revert.

Can I be the Court Jester?

I'm wearing a particularly unflattering pink paisley dress so reckon I'd do a bang up job.

I am the only one?

Surely not. Apparently there are loads of uppity folk who think they rule MN. I want a roll call.

Does 4 years loyal attendance to MN make me royalty?

You can be here on probation. But make sure you post several personal attacks that don't get deleted. That will prove you are Royalty.

I am the aged crone who sits by the castle gates and cackles.

I've been around for too long a while, but not quite as long as others, so I think I'd be a duchess.
Duchess Beyond. Nice ring to it.

Do people have to curtsey to me?

well fluffy, what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel Royal? Do I punk?

How long does one need to be here before one can be classed as royalty?

I have been here a ver long time. Well at least is feels a long time.

I thought all the Royalty went mouldy?

I guess we can accommodate the odd crone, and I do need a Duchess to patronise so OK.

I have been here just under 2 year. Where am I in the hierarchy?

has anyone ever started talking about Royalty in a sneery way just after you posted Mike? That usually is a sign.

SP, you is one of the fetching wenches. Sorry.

You've got the wrong name for a member of royalty you know. Surely you're a leader of the Republic?

I am the Queen Mother.

I have been here since the dinosaurs and no one has given me a bloody crown or even a tiara

Can I be a Lady in Waiting please?
Waiting for someone to call house on another thread which my fingers are itching to respond to, but I must desist!

shoosh errol, I am in disguise.

I think gin you will find you are the Real Queen Mother

Well I haven't been here as long as SP, so I know I can't be royalty.

I shall be very happy to be a tricoteuse, however.

I've been addicted here since 2007 under various guises because I keep,offending the ehole of MN accidentally :o

I had a funny dream about prince Charles once and I have been here for three years.

You're just trying to round up everyone with Royalist sympathies prior to decapitating them, aren't you?

12 years service here, user 4 thousand and summat... Never post though...:)