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Original poster

AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

373 replies

MadameDefarge · 14/01/2014 15:58

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

OP posts:
LineRunner · 16/01/2014 06:35

I am FitzRunner, the bastard offspring who seeks revenge.

Minimammoth · 16/01/2014 08:26

I am a potato, nobody talks to a potato.

PacificDogwood · 16/01/2014 09:12

I made the primordial soup

Ye all, kneel before me

Tiredemma · 16/01/2014 09:34

How do you get your 'Dame'- 'Lady' 'princess' status etc?

Can I get one? (other than 'wench' or 'baldrick')

Fiderer · 16/01/2014 09:45

I'm still in Forrin but I'm not sure about being Gräfin VonUndZuKönighaus. Sounds like a skin ailment.

I think I'll be MadameDefarge's cherished confidante who does lots of Plotting.

SconeForAStroll · 16/01/2014 11:04

117664

I have been here longer than you think..

I would like to be royal scone eater please. I will ensure that no royalty are harmed by inferior sconnage or tainted by the Wrong Sort Of Cream.

HoneyDragon · 16/01/2014 12:48

I'll provide Royal Offspring if it means I get to shag Harry?

ExitPursuedByABear · 16/01/2014 13:33
Shock

You have now offended the Royal Prude!

Off with her head

thegreylady · 16/01/2014 13:40

I will be the ghost who haunts your stately homes :)

ExitPursuedByTheRoyalPrude · 16/01/2014 14:04
mistlethrush · 16/01/2014 14:11

You always were a scaredy-Bear Exit

ExitPursuedByTheRoyalPrude · 16/01/2014 14:12
mistlethrush · 16/01/2014 14:17

I have (once) been accused of that in the years I have been here... I've been deleted once I think too. Can't remember why - I think it was probably agreeing with the trollhunters a bit too obviously. Blush

TheVermiciousKnid · 16/01/2014 14:20

Hello, this is TheVermiciousKnid's lady-in-waiting typing. She would like you all to know that she is far too busy scratching her royal arse to be posting messages herself. She sends you all a very royal wave though.

thegreylady · 16/01/2014 14:28

158576 reporting for duty and presenting arms (outstretched), head (under arm) and whispily wafting draperies...

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/01/2014 19:44

How about a royal fancy dress party? I'll come as a cow...

Original poster
MadameDefarge · 16/01/2014 19:45

Are we missing anyone?

Nominations please?

OP posts:
Original poster
MadameDefarge · 16/01/2014 19:46

Naice ones, obviously.

In order to draw up the guest list for the ball, obviously!

OP posts:
ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath · 17/01/2014 15:27
ginslinger · 17/01/2014 17:43

Princess Fanny Fart

ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath · 17/01/2014 18:27

Is it official then? Is the name on the ever so tacky Golden Easel and stuff?

Original poster
MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 19:13

The Infanta Immaculata Concepcione...

As that is the only way you could have got in there...

OP posts:
TiggyOBE · 17/01/2014 19:21

Hello. King Tiggy OBE here. Bow before me, worthless scum.

PacificDogwood · 17/01/2014 19:32

Tiggy, methink thou'd me more suited to the Court Jester's role

TiggyOBE · 17/01/2014 19:34

To be honest, in the long term I'm after the role of Galactic Overlord.