AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

I am FitzRunner, the bastard offspring who seeks revenge.

I am a potato, nobody talks to a potato.

I made the primordial soup

Ye all, kneel before me

How do you get your 'Dame'- 'Lady' 'princess' status etc?

Can I get one? (other than 'wench' or 'baldrick')

I'm still in Forrin but I'm not sure about being Gräfin VonUndZuKönighaus. Sounds like a skin ailment.

I think I'll be MadameDefarge's cherished confidante who does lots of Plotting.

117664

I have been here longer than you think..

I would like to be royal scone eater please. I will ensure that no royalty are harmed by inferior sconnage or tainted by the Wrong Sort Of Cream.

I'll provide Royal Offspring if it means I get to shag Harry?

You have now offended the Royal Prude!

Off with her head

I will be the ghost who haunts your stately homes :)

You always were a scaredy-Bear Exit

I have (once) been accused of that in the years I have been here... I've been deleted once I think too. Can't remember why - I think it was probably agreeing with the trollhunters a bit too obviously.

Hello, this is TheVermiciousKnid's lady-in-waiting typing. She would like you all to know that she is far too busy scratching her royal arse to be posting messages herself. She sends you all a very royal wave though.

158576 reporting for duty and presenting arms (outstretched), head (under arm) and whispily wafting draperies...

How about a royal fancy dress party? I'll come as a cow...

Are we missing anyone?

Nominations please?

Naice ones, obviously.

In order to draw up the guest list for the ball, obviously!

Princess Fanny Fart

Is it official then? Is the name on the ever so tacky Golden Easel and stuff?

The Infanta Immaculata Concepcione...

As that is the only way you could have got in there...

Hello. King Tiggy OBE here. Bow before me, worthless scum.

Tiggy, methink thou'd me more suited to the Court Jester's role

To be honest, in the long term I'm after the role of Galactic Overlord.