AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Vive la révolution!

I vaguely remember a thread like this a few years back.

Can I be a falconer? That seems like a nice thing. Stroll around whistling for birds of prey to come and go.
Nice, easy life. That's what I like.

to MmeD

only 4 years, fluffy? Hmm, well I'm one year ahead of you, so you might have to curtsey to me I don't mean it

Never mind ... let's just share some and [GIN]?

Well I have been here longer than sp so thats defo makes me royalty!

A very odd crone
I do a good line in forelock tugging too.

I've been here three years, but seem to have an unfortunate habit of accidentally killing threads. Perhaps I could apply for a position as Grand High Executioner...?

Has this thing kicked off yet?

Can we Draw The Line?

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excellent,, another crone to wait by the gates, Magic!

You have to be serious tho, we need a spread sheet of proper royalty so we can check against their posts to see if they are being horrid bullies and getting preferential treatment from MNHQ. This is very scientific.

For too long Royalty has been a term of abuse on MN, we need to reclaim it; be loud and proud!

Yes, I have spent six years on here without a namechange and I am PROUD!

I am throwing a coup. Viva the Republic of Mumsnet.

I've been here forever I presume I'm royalty because I'm rather out of touch with everyday life - can I be Princess Margaret, circa 1952?

Wow escape you is positively ANCIENT. Coooooool.

Oh shit, I'll just accept the job of Slowest Poster On The Site

I'm going to form a Republic.

This is a Royalty thread.

Its all lovelocks and lovelaces round here. And arrogance etc...

Oh shit, there's already a republic

I have never been deleted.

And I never use the C word.

Can I be the Royal Prude?

I've been here years but I'm still a lowly peasant.

There's been such an exponential growth...my original membership was something like 70840. It's now about three zillion, 850 million, 89952 or something.

That's in almost exactly 7 years. It's weird.

Another tenant of 6 years standing. I was accused of being Head Prefect last night so moving seamlessly sideways and upwards from that I would like to apply for the Post of Tutor to the Royal Children.
If anybody has a problem with that I'll get my board duster out.

Naturally I am the Queen Mother: I have been around for donkey's 11 years. I have never been flamed, never ungracious, never deleted, never banned. The occasional faux pas, but otherwise the very image of gentility.

Puppy, you can be my Major-General.

i was called it once.

but am just a royal pain in the arse

We have membership numbers?