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AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

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MadameDefarge · 14/01/2014 15:58

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

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ReluctantBeing · 17/01/2014 19:36

What position can I have? I've been here six years.

ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath · 17/01/2014 19:57

'Tis a miracle to be sure Madame. Certainly not some hasty shag outside the Frog and Slug after a few too many port and lemons.

Tiggy, are you now my father? Please be lenient with your light saber.

TiggyOBE · 17/01/2014 20:43

I'm starting to think it might be a mistake to limit myself to just the one galaxy when there are dozens about.

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 20:46

I am sure there is a lovely parallel universe just waiting for your benevolent tyranny!

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YouStayClassySanDiego · 17/01/2014 20:50

albeit it out of tuneBlush

MadameD is in the building!

deep curtsey < bows down>

TiggyOBE · 17/01/2014 20:54

So it's decided then. I'm king of Mumsnet.

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 20:56

thank you m'dears.

Sorry Tiggy, still just a lowly churl!

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PacificDogwood · 17/01/2014 20:56

Off with his head!!

You'd look good in a corset though. And a bustle... Grin

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 20:57

Reluctant, we still have positions open in Countess, Baroness, Marquess and Princess' of the Blood Royal...

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CakeExpectations · 17/01/2014 21:14

Applying for the position of v old saggy chair for Tiggy to flop in at the end of a hard day's reigning.

Been here since 2000.

Effing reg no has disappeared from my account page, but iirc it was 1183.

As I said, v old.

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 21:20

cake, ew!

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ReluctantBeing · 17/01/2014 21:22

Ah I think Countess would suit me. Countess Reluctant or Countess Being?

BIWI · 17/01/2014 21:24

I can't see my number in 'my account'.

I seem to remember I'm 52000 and something. Been here since October 06.

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 22:35

I think TheReluctantCountess has a suitably Mills and Boon ring to it!

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ReluctantBeing · 17/01/2014 22:50

Yes! I like it!

TheReluctantCountess · 17/01/2014 22:52

Does it suit me?

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MadameDefarge · 17/01/2014 22:55

look what I just found!

the frock looks smashing!

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ExitPursuedByTheRoyalPrude · 18/01/2014 08:37
TiggyOBE · 18/01/2014 10:58

My coup continues. Where's AnyFucker? I want to make her head of my secret police to weed out dissenters. I need builders to build my prisons, lots of jailers, some torturers prison therapists to gain confessions etc.

HerGraciousMajTheBeardedPotato · 18/01/2014 11:29

Cake you are even more Royal than my 5316.

CakeExpectations · 18/01/2014 11:34

Royal in a 'smelling faintly of mothballs and piss' kind of way. Grin

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MadameDefarge · 18/01/2014 21:47

Right. My job here is done. Over to you lot.

Over and out.

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TheReluctantCountess · 18/01/2014 22:26
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