AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

[TheReluctantCountess]

[MadameDefarge]

Right. My job here is done. Over to you lot.

Over and out.

[CakeExpectations]

Royal in a 'smelling faintly of mothballs and piss' kind of way.

[HerGraciousMajTheBeardedPotato]

Cake you are even more Royal than my 5316.

[TiggyOBE]

My coup continues. Where's AnyFucker? I want to make her head of my secret police to weed out dissenters. I need builders to build my prisons, lots of jailers, some torturers prison therapists to gain confessions etc.

[ExitPursuedByTheRoyalPrude]

[MadameDefarge]

look what I just found!

the frock looks smashing!

[TheReluctantCountess]

Does it suit me?

[ReluctantBeing]

Yes! I like it!

[MadameDefarge]

I think TheReluctantCountess has a suitably Mills and Boon ring to it!

[BIWI]

I can't see my number in 'my account'.

I seem to remember I'm 52000 and something. Been here since October 06.

[ReluctantBeing]

Ah I think Countess would suit me. Countess Reluctant or Countess Being?

[MadameDefarge]

cake, ew!

[CakeExpectations]

Applying for the position of v old saggy chair for Tiggy to flop in at the end of a hard day's reigning.

Been here since 2000.

Effing reg no has disappeared from my account page, but iirc it was 1183.

As I said, v old.

[MadameDefarge]

Reluctant, we still have positions open in Countess, Baroness, Marquess and Princess' of the Blood Royal...

[PacificDogwood]

Off with his head!!

You'd look good in a corset though. And a bustle...

[MadameDefarge]

thank you m'dears.



Sorry Tiggy, still just a lowly churl!

[TiggyOBE]

So it's decided then. I'm king of Mumsnet.

[YouStayClassySanDiego]

albeit it out of tune

MadameD is in the building!

deep curtsey < bows down>

[MadameDefarge]

I am sure there is a lovely parallel universe just waiting for your benevolent tyranny!

[TiggyOBE]

I'm starting to think it might be a mistake to limit myself to just the one galaxy when there are dozens about.

[ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath]

'Tis a miracle to be sure Madame. Certainly not some hasty shag outside the Frog and Slug after a few too many port and lemons.

Tiggy, are you now my father? Please be lenient with your light saber.

[ReluctantBeing]

What position can I have? I've been here six years.

[TiggyOBE]

To be honest, in the long term I'm after the role of Galactic Overlord.

[PacificDogwood]

Tiggy, methink thou'd me more suited to the Court Jester's role