AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Can I be Baldrick, or the MN equivalent of?

WhiskRick? BaldWhisk?

Either way...I have a cunning plan, your Maj.

In 5 years, I've only been deleted once. I told an AIBU OP that she was 'behaving like a princess'; she took exception - mind you, she took exception to everyone who told her she WBU - the thread made no sense after all the deletions

I share my birthday with a royal person, and I keep my cereal in Tupperware.

I'm not interesting or prolific enough a poster to be MN royalty though, so I'll settle for being one of those busby hat guards. I don't blink much.

mary

I need more Prince and Princesses of the Blood Royal!

I have, in fact, been here for 12y. Yet more proof that I am the Queen Mother - maths never was the Royal Family's strongest subject.

I've only been here a week....but I can make a cracking margarita.
Can I be a serving wench or something?

We do have membership numbers Beyond, but I'm buggered if I can remember where to find it.

I share my birthday with the queen. Proper birthday, not fake one btw.

That makes me actual queen of mumsnet.

You can all kiss my ring now.

Ilove - any sign of a dubonnet down your way? That's the real giveaway, that and a corgi.......

OOh mike - you share your b/day with one of my dds then. Good day!

There's a corgi in the post to you MikeLitoris

My birthday is the day before Prince Charles.

And my real Dad is Paul McCartney.*

Double-whammy Royal.

*Yet to be verified with DNA testing on Jeremy Kyle.

Ah its a good day to be born!

ROAR at kiss my ring [rude]

Watch it Exit, some knob with nothing better to do will be along to do an advanced search contradicting you.

I see I have been beaten to it by those suggesting a Republic.

Are we naming and shaming those horrid types who think they rule MN then? Nah, thought not.

I am The Grand High Empress Supreme Queen Cervix Regina.

Gof bless me and all who sail in me.

PedlarsSpanner ... Ancient, thanks :) Dowager Countess then ?

Can I be a Princess :) I've not been here long but live in London so I think that counts for something

Where do we find membership numbers?

Jessie it's in my registration details in mymumsnet iirc

A thread doesn't even exist until WorraLiberty has contributed.

What does THAT mean?