AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Im not royalty. Only joined about a year ago and I hardly ever feel brave enough to post, but i am a rebel, and what rebel can resist a thread title like THAT!

Second thoughts, I'm going to delete that !

@mrstigs

Im not royalty. Only joined about a year ago and I hardly ever feel brave enough to post, but i am a rebel, and what rebel can resist a thread title like THAT!

Off with her head!

Totes Fergie

Lololo

Ha!
What was that first post?

I will stick to my old ways and only bow to queen Pag of the xposts

Signed: the royal surgeon

I've been here for ages, I'm at least a Duchess however am now officially older than god, they've just played thrash on R2 followed by Billy Joel. This only happens on my mp3 shuffle surely?

OrfWithTheirHeadTiggaxx

See, certain people claiming royalty never get posts deleted!

Been here since 2007
Never been deleted
Did get QOTW once!
And got quoted in the Guardian only something about glitter though

I'd much prefer to be a revolting peasant tbh

Make way minions!

You can't look up your registration number any more. They made it a secret.

why on earth did they do that? - (I've only just noticed now you've said it)

I lead the rabble outside the gates of Castle Defarge, fomenting unrest (in a slow cooker.) We demand goats, widescreen TVs, Sky subscriptions, subsidised shopping at Waitrose and the heads of Abusive Men.

If you do not accede to our demands, we will pelt you with twigs & pebbly shit, then force Queen Justine to appear on CNN, munching a giant Greggs sausage roll while wearing a leopard-print onesie. With ears.

Fuck off, Mintyy, you belong out here!

Here for 8 years but am too cool for school so am not Royalty.

You Royalty, do you name change a lot? I recognise but a few atm

I hardly ever name change

Last time I did I got right royally slaughtered

Some do nc often

Could I - good peasant stock that I am - be the Royal Food-Taster? I'm very partial to a spot of naice ham....

The gin is always out at HQ. They have a gin machine instead of a coffee one

I've not been here for long, but think I could be Royalty because I post most days and hardly ever log off.
Does being part of the furniture count?