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things you'll never hear on MN

269 replies

ginmakesitallok · 27/12/2013 09:15

" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

OP posts:
hammerlily · 27/12/2013 09:19

"Your 5 year old will be fine while you walk 10 minutes up to the post box"

BohemianGirl · 27/12/2013 09:20

"baby blues are normal"

GodRestTEEMerryGenTEEmen · 27/12/2013 09:20

Didn't we already have this thread a week ago?

Finola1step · 27/12/2013 09:21

My MIL is lovely. Flipping lovely.

magimedi · 27/12/2013 09:21

"I read the Mail every day".

ThistledownAndCobweb · 27/12/2013 09:26

I'm really excited and thrilled. I've just discovered my sister is pregnant, the news was on her Facebook status.

hootloop · 27/12/2013 09:28

No that's not EA, he is having a bad day.

gordyslovesheep · 27/12/2013 09:28

Katie Hopkins seems like such a nice woman

Faverolles · 27/12/2013 09:29

Gracie-Rae? What a beautiful name. I love hyphenated names!

oldgrandmama · 27/12/2013 09:30

'I'm so thrilled my DSIS received a £6,000 Hermes bag and a pair of fabulous Jimmy Choos from my mum for Christmas and I got a £10 Boots gift voucher.'

200Cigarettes · 27/12/2013 09:33

Sounds like that child was just being plain naughty - not SN.

CranberrySaucyJack · 27/12/2013 09:33

"I think I might be pregnant so I'm going to pop to the chemist and actually buy myself a test to do in the privacy of my own bathroom"

lljkk · 27/12/2013 09:36

"Check out this picture of my lovely baby! I just had her ears pierced. Doesn't she look sweet?"

friday16 · 27/12/2013 09:37

My child's finding learning to read a struggle, but the teacher's doing a good job and it look like it'll be OK.

NearTheWindmill · 27/12/2013 09:37

Michael Gove is the best Education Secretary this country has ever had.

FacebookWanker · 27/12/2013 09:37

Brilliant Cranberry

friday16 · 27/12/2013 09:37

My child got a detention for being naughty. I've told him to stop misbehaving.

NinjaBunny · 27/12/2013 09:38

My SiL and I have such similar parenting styles. Bliss!!

friday16 · 27/12/2013 09:39

My in-laws are inhospitable, so I don't visit them any more.

My brother is a bit of an arse, so I don't invite him to Christmas dinner.

BohemianGirl · 27/12/2013 09:39

My child is a naughty uncontrollable brat

superbagpuss · 27/12/2013 09:41

of course maccy dees/ burker kng/KFC won't hurt your child, you can start feeding them that at 6 months

if you child won't sleep, whiskey in the bottle will do the trick

lljkk · 27/12/2013 09:44

Babynames: "Jayden, Kyle, Tyler or Troy. Which would you choose?"

friday16 · 27/12/2013 09:45

My child is quite clever and plays several musical instruments. That's nice, isn't it?

lljkk · 27/12/2013 09:48

What is the SATs test about in yr 6? DS has it next week but he and school haven't said anything much about it. Are they important?

tinypumpkin · 27/12/2013 09:48

A fruit shoot before breakfast really helps a child to learn. One of their five a day too.

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