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things you'll never hear on MN

269 replies

ginmakesitallok · 27/12/2013 09:15

" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

OP posts:
Loveleopardprint · 27/12/2013 09:49

A cavapoo is a fantastic dog breed to have.

HOMEQCRICH · 27/12/2013 09:50

I think its great that you claim benefits

Taffeta · 27/12/2013 09:50

Boys that are into football and girls that like pink and dancing are A Very Good Thing and you must be very proud of them.

BigW · 27/12/2013 09:51

I don't see the need to rush to a&e, it'll probably just pass on its own.

Birdsgottafly · 27/12/2013 09:53

I have just received the best wedding invitation ever, they ask for money, so need to waste time choosing a gift and I won't even have to choose an outfit because it's themed fancy dress, bliss.

VivClicquot · 27/12/2013 09:54

You're spending over £10,000 on the fairy tale wedding of your dreams?Congratulations. Hope you have a really wonderful day.

Birdsgottafly · 27/12/2013 09:55

(Sorry but I've got to).

I am so happy with my DP, my Christmas present was a years subscription to several Porn Channels, aren't I a lucky girl?

AntlersInAllOfMyDecorating · 27/12/2013 09:56

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LineRunner · 27/12/2013 09:56

Yes, of course you can resolve your problematic family situation by not actually talking to anybody.

Frusso · 27/12/2013 09:58

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MonsterMunchMe · 27/12/2013 10:00

Ohhhhh let him watch porn! Don't be such a grump. It's totally natural and all men do it all the time. And it gives you a night off to catch up on your beauty sleep Wink

Try waxing it all off and buying a school girl outfit as well....as that's clearly what he wants and we all want to ease our man don't we Smile

lifesgreatquestions · 27/12/2013 10:03

What's pfb?

(honestly, why does no one ever ask? Clearly I am The Only One)

MrsHappyBee · 27/12/2013 10:06

DH came in at 6:00 this morning. I'd been worried sick, but it was OK he'd just been to a lap dancing club with his mates. I'm so happy he'd had a good time. Leaving him in bed today to recover whilst I look after 3 toddlers.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 27/12/2013 10:07

I see someone has already made a nasty dig about mentioning SN.

That's not my reply on this thread just stating a fact.

magimedi · 27/12/2013 10:07

Precious First Born

FiscalCliffRocksThisTown · 27/12/2013 10:07

I guess I am not sure.

bearleftmonkeyright · 27/12/2013 10:08

You bought your children toys you couldn't afford?. Yanbu, Christmas is all about children.

Lottapianos · 27/12/2013 10:08

Love these!

'So and so suggested that my child may be a bit behind with (insert developmental milestone). So I think I'll take them along to my Health Visitor/children's centre just to get it checked out'

moreyear · 27/12/2013 10:15

Ooooh I don't think I've ever seen a P&C carpark thread on here before.

HOMEQCRICH · 27/12/2013 10:15

A light smack won't do any harm

Gileswithachainsaw · 27/12/2013 10:15

I'm going to stop doing something that blatantly isn't working because being able to give my parenting choices exclusive labels isn't as important as having a happy baby.

ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces · 27/12/2013 10:16

I have a really large driveway and don't mind if other people park there.

friday16 · 27/12/2013 10:18

Vaccination has massively improved public health.