things you'll never hear on MN

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" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

I am so happy DS wants to become a plumber.

I love it when journalists start threads pretending to be ordinary members, i always reply to them in a serious way

"Wooohoooooo, the Matthew Wright show is on in 10 mins!"

I hope there will be more newspaper articles about the naughty mums on mumsnet who gasp talk about sex while trying to become pregnant 2014...I felt that it was important, mature journalism that really represented us well and drove a lot of positive traffic here.

Be careful about the Billy Bear.
I waged a one woman campaign over my DC fighting the bear. I stood them at the counter when buying naice ham, discussing with my BFF (works on the deli counter) the evilness of the bear.
DD (18) drove to ASDA at 11pm last night to purchase lunch items for work today. (Disclaimer, there are enough ingredients chez Scarlett to provide lunch for 30.)
You can guess what she bought for her sandwiches...

I'm struggling to raise my DCs in difficult conditions and am thinking about giving Social Services a call to see if they can offer any practical support.

I learnt a lot from Jeremy Kyle and his style of conflict resolution. Also, I feel I can really relate to the guests on his show.

There just isn't enough football on television. We need at least one more free-to-air channel for it.

I confess! The ony reason I signed up was to come here to goad as I'm a male troll who hates women/feminists/MN. However I now apologise for disrupting sensitive threads and will never do it again.

World of Warcraft improved my marriage.

On S&B: I don't really care about my skin, I use ordinary soap on my face in it works just fine.

Yes, console games are a really good way for the player to develop emotional attachments to characters, and thereby exercise a necessary inter-personal capacity in RL. So let dh/dp play on his computer as much as he wants. It'll do all your family the world of good.

i really love that Peter Andre and think he should be on telly all the time...

Can we have web chat with Sam brick,she's so typifies the mn ethos
Keeping priddy for your man is something every woman should aspire to

Mumsnet is so boring

'I asked DP to clean the kitchen and take the DCs out. He did with no quabble. '

'No I don't think you should have that cake and wine'

MN is full of stuck up cows

Everyone is so nice and calm in AIBU! And there is no swearing which is good because I hate swearing.

MNHQ do not have favourites!

I wish people would name themselves things like Jessica_77 instead of those weird nicknames mumsnetters usually use.

Moldies,what a furore over not being picked.guess whatsherface wasn't your bestie after all

I prefer to read txt sp. It's rather clever and is a marker of the evolution of the written word.

It's great to have a male pov in feminism topics,adds clarity and balance.
Coooooeeeee to all the men,you're really welcome