things you'll never hear on MN

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" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

Mumsnet should merge with Netmums,we are all mums,we love sparkly things and lil bubz

Wine? No thanks.

Yah I just love the word lil bubz

Spreadsheet?yikes you are a touch obsessed about who said what back in the day

I just luvs my hubz, my little man, my gawjus princess and my bump. We've all got our onsies on and we're going to watch a film snuggled up on the sofa, eating greggs sausage rolls.

My DH wasn't allowed to stay on the maternity ward with me but I don't mind.

I love my inlaws so much and really looking forward to them coming to visit me and my baby. I've asked them to come within 15 mins of the birth so they won't miss watching the midwife sew my fanjo back together.

You paid some flaky hippy to support you through birth by singing kumbaya.oh you were well conned there.she saw your north London wallet a mile off

do top up your toddlers bottle......they have nearly finished their cola and I'm sure they'd like more to wash down their wotsits

Aww,wotsits make their wee fingees go all orange,dead cute

My bf smacked my DD when she was naughty and I am glad she did.

Misogyny is less widespread than man hating.

I've spent the last 3 years TTCing and IVFing but seeing 15 year olds getting knocked up behind the bins at McDs is fine.
Just like friends who try for a month and then get knocked up.

2 months old? Oh just let the little sod cry it out. Never to young for sleep training!

Fireworks are nice, aren't they?

Well done the Netmums founders getting obe,you deserve it

This year I'm resolved to go to bed earlier.

I * (I don't like swearing, obvs) luv NetMums.

Posted in Local MN: "Local mum and MNer keen to meet others." Even more surprising if there'd be a reply.

Tbh I'd rather live in Slough and have more help with the baby than have my husband work 15 hours/day for his investment bank whilst I rattle around my west London palace.