to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

You just go for it.

Keep him busy.

Yabu. Hes a cunt.

I could do Boris, spanky spanky with a nice hard bristle hair brush and roll him in baby oil no problem ..... George, nah!

And what we all want in our fantasy shag is a nice, clean boy, isn't it .

Exactly keep him away from the economy.

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!

Set flamethrower to roast!

Oh dear god! Gideon makes me feel physically sick, for all sorts of reasons. I bet he's got some filthy and sadistic fetishes and would be totally selfish in bed.

Ok I've thought about this way too much, off to bleach my brain!

He would want you to spank him with a meat cleaver while inserting a massive dildo in his arse while calling him a naughty boy.

He's as filthy as they come.

Y are very unreasonable and slightly sick

i don't know what do say

Are NONE of you on twitter? Google George and dominatrix.

I bet he's a cryer

That's funny, I always assume he'd be selfish, fumbling in the dark, inexperienced and a bit incompetent. Can't think what gives me that impression.

Possibly the Most. Disturbing. Thread. Ever.

YABU, you fucking freak.

Eww. Thanks to you I've just imagined his sex face. And I can't get rid of the image. Yuk.

YOU ARE THE MOST UNREASONABLE PERSON ON AIBU EVER

I was just sick in my mouth.

Always thought he looked liked a right smug gift myself!

Oops, meant to put a (freak)

• git not gift!

Is George the dominatrix then, in thigh length red high-heeled boots, nipple clamps and a whip?

His sex face is his face.