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to really fance George Osbourne

239 replies

ilovegeorge · 20/03/2013 21:41

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

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LineRunner · 20/03/2013 21:42

You just go for it.

Keep him busy.

LadyMaryQuiteContrary · 20/03/2013 21:42
Hmm
BuggerLumpsAnnoyed · 20/03/2013 21:42

Yabu. Hes a cunt.

StickEmUp · 20/03/2013 21:42

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HollyBerryBush · 20/03/2013 21:43

I could do Boris, spanky spanky with a nice hard bristle hair brush and roll him in baby oil no problem ..... George, nah!

MsVestibule · 20/03/2013 21:43

And what we all want in our fantasy shag is a nice, clean boy, isn't it Hmm Grin.

beeny · 20/03/2013 21:43

Exactly keep him away from the economy.

stargirl1701 · 20/03/2013 21:43

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!

Set flamethrower to roast!

Lottapianos · 20/03/2013 21:43

Oh dear god! Gideon makes me feel physically sick, for all sorts of reasons. I bet he's got some filthy and sadistic fetishes and would be totally selfish in bed.

Ok I've thought about this way too much, off to bleach my brain!

LaurieFairyCake · 20/03/2013 21:44

He would want you to spank him with a meat cleaver while inserting a massive dildo in his arse while calling him a naughty boy.

He's as filthy as they come.

Y are very unreasonable and slightly sick

FreudiansSlipper · 20/03/2013 21:44

i don't know what do say Confused

Manchesterhistorygirl · 20/03/2013 21:44

Are NONE of you on twitter? Google George and dominatrix.

LadyWidmerpool · 20/03/2013 21:44

I bet he's a cryer

TwelveLeggedWalk · 20/03/2013 21:44

That's funny, I always assume he'd be selfish, fumbling in the dark, inexperienced and a bit incompetent. Can't think what gives me that impression.

Forwardscatter · 20/03/2013 21:44

Possibly the Most. Disturbing. Thread. Ever.

Wossname · 20/03/2013 21:45

YABU, you fucking freak.

sassytheFIRST · 20/03/2013 21:45

Eww. Thanks to you I've just imagined his sex face. And I can't get rid of the image. Yuk.

elportodelgato · 20/03/2013 21:46

YOU ARE THE MOST UNREASONABLE PERSON ON AIBU EVER

2cats2many · 20/03/2013 21:46

I was just sick in my mouth.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 20/03/2013 21:46

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Smartiepants79 · 20/03/2013 21:46

Always thought he looked liked a right smug gift myself!

Wossname · 20/03/2013 21:46

Oops, meant to put a Blush (freak)

Smartiepants79 · 20/03/2013 21:46
  • git not gift!
oneplanet · 20/03/2013 21:47

Is George the dominatrix then, in thigh length red high-heeled boots, nipple clamps and a whip?

LineRunner · 20/03/2013 21:47

His sex face is his face.