to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Composhat and don't even start on his fiscal stimulus package ...

I quite like the look of Alan Johnson. I've seen him in the flesh and he's all right-looking and seemed like he'd be nice. He turned up to a busy restaurant and didn't do the 'do you know who I am?' thing when they didn't have a table.

I've seen Frank Field. Much more attractive than he is on the telly. However, I think he'd be a bit hair-shirty in bed.

If I was a gay man I might go for Ben Bradshaw.

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Oh, Alan Johnson is an absolute poppet. I live near Hull which is Prezzer / Johnson constituencies and Alan is lovely in real life. My husband has met him a few times and says he's a gent. Can we campaign for AJ to dispel Ed Milliballs and then Labour might have a fighting chance in the next election.

Composhat and don't even start on his fiscal stimulus package ..

Or his red box

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. And also eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I laughed so hard that I accidentally snorted a bit of banana. yanbu - report back (I bet that he is pure filth, you wear wellies and stockings, he calls you Mammy and you whip him with 3 day old rhubarb etc)

I would put him down as 10 minutes of pufunctory missionary position sex whilst keeping his socks on kind of bloke.

The red box gag isn't mine it is Julian Clary's. It was when he appeared at the British Comedy Award and told the audience that he'd been fisting Norman Lamont backstage, the punchline 'talk about a red box' was lost in the gasps of the audience.

I remember that Julian Clary gag! There was so much fallout after that and it seemed to go on forever. Just gave Julian Clary legendary status in my book.

I know, he didn't work on telly for years after that. I thought it was a great gag.

I love the title of his autobiog - 'A young man's passage' - I love an entandre and am extremely grateful whenever anyone gives me on.

I find Goerge Galloway has a certain something......he was wonderful paying tribute to Hugo Chavez.

Chavez was a hero, i have to say, but George 'insertion' Galloway and his rape apologism? And pretending to be a cat? Sick in mouth time.

How have we got this far with no one mentioning Tommy Sheridan?

Swing my way Tommy boy!!

Yes,Sheridan is nice,but not either Miliband.God no.

Chuka Umunna. I know he's been mentioned but he's worth another go.

I don't mind David Miliband but not Ed.

No, please not Tommy Sheridan or Galloway.

Whoever linked George with John Cusack... I hate you forever. I love John and hate George and now the two will be forever linked in my brain

That was me. And it's awful for me too y'know :-(.

It's just something about his mouth.

Meant .

Dear God, how do you link Osbourne with John Cusack? I don't fancy John Cusack, but love him as an actor. To me that's like linking David Cameron to Hugh Jackman - plain wrong!!!

Or George Galloway with .Sean Connery

The trouble is Clarty, I just had to google and check... and you're right, it is the mouth. So sad :(

There you go! Vindicated.

Are you also one of those women that writes to famous serial killers in prison??

Someone just pointed me to this thread. I know it's a zombie one, but it made me actually laugh so loudly that I woke DS (upstairs in bed) up. So I thought I'd bless Mumsnet's Saturday with it.

And it's budget week so sort of topical.

Ewwwwwwwwww. I don't even think he's ugly but he makes my skin crAwl.

Ah, this thread makes me so proud to be a MNer.