to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Did you name change for this one by any chance?

(No way am I clicking on any links in this thread - probably even more scarring than the spiders one...)

OP YABU and so are the people who've posted offensive, haunting images of George that no human should ever have to endure - Gordy and Kiss, I'm looking at you.
OP, get yourself to specsavers and then think about what you have done. The man has no redeeming qualities except of course his bank balance

So what politicians WOULD everyone go there with? Put me down for Gordon Brown, Paddy Ashdown, Alan Clark and John Major. (Probably not all at the same time)

:)

I would have a go with John Denham.

And that pissed Eric one looks all right.

I would rather shit in my hands and clap.

You're not right.

Anyone who fancies any politician is being VVU.

openerofjars I love your turn of phrase

Do you mean Eric Pickles, LineRunner?

This one is very young, but very handsome.

www.chuka.org.uk/

I am not a violent person, but he just has the most punchable face in the world.

In 1997 I had a crush on Tony Blair, but in my defence John Major was then Prime Minister and New Labour posted a video through my door of Tony dancing to D'Reem's 'Things can only get better', and I was hooked. He seemed so young, and fresh and......actually, I may stop there.
The only MP I would consider doing it with is Alan B'Stard (Rik Mayall).

[cries]

I'm reasonable sure I nicked it from someone on here. . Probably Worra.

Bunch of weirdos, going round looking like human beings while all the time secretly fancying the likes of George Osborne and Tony Blair. I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

Dear God Op, I've almost woken the entire house from hooting.

This thread is so wrong, yet I am weeping with laughter...

George Osborne is in the 'not if he was the last man on earth' category for me. Sorry OP.

To misquote Blackadder, if Gideon, Baldrick and I were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.

oh I completely would with George

and tony blair

it would be so lovely and wrong

No, Quick, as I'm sure you know I am referring to the pissed-upness of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01375/EricJoyce_1375398c.jpg&imgrefurl=www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/5078141/Eric-Joyce-is-most-expensive-MP-at-187334.html&h=178&w=284&sz=1&tbnid=IYSYjaVUSgdXWM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=200&zoom=1&usg=__uqokTJWaua86sMggxYPX8Wltt5U=&docid=5IMnv4o4sNb40M&itg=1&hl=en&sa=X&ei=M0lKUangLMyp0AX01YGgCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CIoBEPwdMAw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Eric Joyce

and his naughty brother could make himself useful

and it looks like there won't be much competition

Vom. That is all.

Wow. That might be the most unreasonable post I have ever read on here!

I used to fancy Nick Clegg..........i got over that quickly, when i realised, hes fucking pussy!!!!

Lovely

politicians have always been a source of implausible horn for me, even when I was little I had a thing for David Owen and Michael Foote

at "haunting" images of Gidiot.

I feel the need to redress the balance with some photographs of wet-look Obama

Now we can all sleep easily.

Bloody hell.

H and I were commenting on what a gormless fool he looked standing outside number 10 in his ill-fitting suit (too tight where he had it buttoned up and with his belly sticking out the bottom) holding up his little red case. He looked like the village idiot starting his first day of primary school aged 40ish.

Bleurgh. Osbourne is even less desirable than ed milliband.