to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Ahh shite, why did I open this thread just before bed? I will probably have nightmares about Gideon's sweaty brow looming over me as he takes his vinegar strokes.

Hideous, foul fiend of a man.

Can I just say 'Oh My!' to Obama in the rain.

If if had to fancy a politician, I'd pick Obama too. He's quite smooth. and, crucially, not George Osborne.

Yep I often see him with an apple in his mouth.
Fancee that

Right. Now I am having to Google image Obama+ babies (I recommend this btw) in order to rid myself of the trauma induced by the thought of Georgie's vinegar strokes.

Oh my lord! Mr Obama In The Rain.

Lovely.

He looks like he needs a nice warm towel and a rub down, which I will very kindly offer to administer.

What on earth are vinegar strokes??

Oh Christ, Osborne's vinegar strokes face?! It would be like a sad clown's face I reckon, his rouge running down his alabaster cheeks.

Seriously, what are vinegar strokes? With his finger, tongue or that thing he uses to write the budget with?

are you sure OP?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2296659/BUDGET-2013-Osbornes-delight-Thatcher-makeover-Chancellor-nearly-choked-marmite-saw-image-Iron-Lady.html

It's the face men pull when they're beyond the point of no return during coitus.

I thought that was their sex/cum face.

Me too airforce I wonder what vinegar has to do with it?

The vinager strokes really are the physical thrusts they make when they're at the point of no return I suppose, but it's imagining the facial grimaces made during them that makes the vinegar strokes face a source of amusement (or repulsion, if we're talking Osborne).

I think they're probably called vinegar strokes because they make some men pull a face like they're drinking vinegar.

God you learn something every day on here.....vinegar strokes!!!

Or vinegar because our ..... Smell like vinegar if we haven't had a bath? Not speaking from experience of course as I is FRAGRANT

Not a piece if info you'll benefit from day to day, but tuck it away for future use

Oh I'm going to ask my colleagues tomorrow if they've ever heard of vinegar strokes now, Spring share the knowledge!!!

"Why do you ask that, ladymariner?"

"Well I was having a conversation about George Osborne..."

Colleagues:

LOL Audrina

Urgh
no I wasn't going to bring him in to it.....

Or worse... "I was having a conversation about having sex with George Osbourne..."

I wonder if someone will namechange to GeorgeOsbornesVinegarStrokes.

You couldn't do it though. I had SpitroastWithJedward once. It was inspired by an idea for a cooking show but every time I posted anything people would just (rightly) complain that I had made them feel queasy.

I won't be able to put vinegar on my chips ever again. .