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to really fance George Osbourne

239 replies

ilovegeorge · 20/03/2013 21:41

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

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Thewhingingdefective · 21/03/2013 00:11

Ahh shite, why did I open this thread just before bed? I will probably have nightmares about Gideon's sweaty brow looming over me as he takes his vinegar strokes.

Hideous, foul fiend of a man.

louisianablue2000 · 21/03/2013 00:22

Can I just say 'Oh My!' to Obama in the rain.

ArbitraryUsername · 21/03/2013 00:24

If if had to fancy a politician, I'd pick Obama too. He's quite smooth. and, crucially, not George Osborne.

aquashiv · 21/03/2013 00:25

Yep I often see him with an apple in his mouth.
Fancee that

AudrinaAdare · 21/03/2013 00:42

Right. Now I am having to Google image Obama+ babies (I recommend this btw) in order to rid myself of the trauma induced by the thought of Georgie's vinegar strokes.

QuickLookBusy · 21/03/2013 10:34

Oh my lord! Mr Obama In The Rain.

Lovely.

He looks like he needs a nice warm towel and a rub down, which I will very kindly offer to administer.

airforce1 · 21/03/2013 10:34

What on earth are vinegar strokes??

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 10:39

Oh Christ, Osborne's vinegar strokes face?! It would be like a sad clown's face I reckon, his rouge running down his alabaster cheeks.

airforce1 · 21/03/2013 10:41

Seriously, what are vinegar strokes? With his finger, tongue or that thing he uses to write the budget with?

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 10:44

It's the face men pull when they're beyond the point of no return during coitus.

airforce1 · 21/03/2013 10:46

I thought that was their sex/cum face.

QuickLookBusy · 21/03/2013 10:48

Me too airforce I wonder what vinegar has to do with it?Confused

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 10:51

The vinager strokes really are the physical thrusts they make when they're at the point of no return I suppose, but it's imagining the facial grimaces made during them that makes the vinegar strokes face a source of amusement (or repulsion, if we're talking Osborne).

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 10:53

I think they're probably called vinegar strokes because they make some men pull a face like they're drinking vinegar.

ladymariner · 21/03/2013 10:58

God you learn something every day on here.....vinegar strokes!!!

airforce1 · 21/03/2013 10:58

Or vinegar because our ..... Smell like vinegar if we haven't had a bath? Not speaking from experience of course as I is FRAGRANT

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 11:00

Not a piece if info you'll benefit from day to day, but tuck it away for future use Grin

ladymariner · 21/03/2013 11:09

Oh I'm going to ask my colleagues tomorrow if they've ever heard of vinegar strokes now, Spring share the knowledge!!! Grin

AudrinaAdare · 21/03/2013 11:11

"Why do you ask that, ladymariner?"

"Well I was having a conversation about George Osborne..."

Colleagues: Shock Shock Shock

SpringtimeForShatner · 21/03/2013 11:14

LOL Audrina

ladymariner · 21/03/2013 11:16

Urgh
no I wasn't going to bring him in to it.....Grin

airforce1 · 21/03/2013 11:17

Or worse... "I was having a conversation about having sex with George Osbourne..."

AudrinaAdare · 21/03/2013 11:21
Grin

I wonder if someone will namechange to GeorgeOsbornesVinegarStrokes.

You couldn't do it though. I had SpitroastWithJedward once. It was inspired by an idea for a cooking show but every time I posted anything people would just (rightly) complain that I had made them feel queasy.

QuickLookBusy · 21/03/2013 11:21

I won't be able to put vinegar on my chips ever again. Sad.