to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Just tried to namechange to that but MNHQ wouldn't let me!

I think Martin Rowson in today's Gruaniad sums him up quite perfectly.

ThatCuntGidiot

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Well at least that's helped with the diet.

An Imagined George Osborne Vinegar stroke facial expression and food do not a good partnership make.

Seriously, how do I ever, ever close my eyes again knowing that image is waiting for me.

Oh and yes YADBU you mad depraved cow!

I bet he cries after shooting his cheesy load.

is all.

I am still really disturbed by this thread. My brain just cannot cope with the knowledge that more than one person on this thread fancies George osbourne. It is just inconceivable.

And other people have expressed desire for shiny Dave.

People will be claiming to fancy gove next!

The world's gone mad.

Yes, get him away from the economy. As my DH said:

"The thing is it?s easier to do budgets when you have 3% growth every year, when you are under 1% and a big debt to pay, it?s rather hard. So if you have morons running the country, it?s an impossible mission."

He has a face I could never tire of slapping, and not in a dominatrix- y way. I can imagine his way of relaxing is to stand in a dungeon torturing kittens while doing a twisted, evil laugh.

He joined Twitter yesterday apparently. I've been looking at some of the responses. My fave was 'Go put your cock in a tiger'.

I think it's rather sweet when a man cries when he shoots his load. Just shows how grateful he is, bless him.

I certainly don't fancy him or admire him l but I am wondering what the Mumsnet reaction would be if a man were to post the sort of abuse seen on here about a woman. MN double standards striking again?

Oh get over yourself.

airforce1

Don't mind if I do. And I'll have a too while you're at it. Thanks.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I reckon he's got some well weird sexual tastes. Like, 'dress me up as a ladybird and let me be sick on myself while I call you Garry' sort of fetishes.

I reckon he'd also be really flabby and slappy against your tummy. And sweaty. I think he'd sweat like a motherfucker. And he'd keep his socks on. And he'd have a really disgusting come face.

Okay, now I've spent far too much time imagining Gideon Osborne in bed. Brain bleach please!

I think Liz Jones gets equal vitriol hintofbream . Anyway, fairness is not achievable in life really is it? As George and his cronies make crystal clear in every policy they create.

chairmanwow I love the phrase 'a face I could never tire of slapping' One of my nan's favourites. And so apt in this case.

Ugh. What the hell is wrong with some people

I know someone else who fancies Gidgun.....
Gross.

I reckon he sneers "Now look what you made me do, you naughty girl..." when he spraffs.

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU? ALL OF YOU? THAT YOU HAD TO INFLICT THIS THREAD TITLE ON ME BY BUMPING IT INTO ACTIVE THREADS?

You disgust me.

I'm off to flounce.

....like George in his Regency wig......

Do you reckon he says: "Have at you, madam!" when he climbs on board?

This thread has helped my diet.

should've gone to Spec savers!

Osborne troll!

George v Ed Balls. As Harry Hill would say "FIGHT!"

This thread is both the most disturbing and the more hilarious thing I've read in ages.

Just when I thought it could get no worse with the terrifying 'cum face' images, I'm now plagued by a mental picture of him dressed up as a ladybird while vomiting and calling me Garry.

I really shouldn't read this stuff before bedtime, God only knows what I'll dream of tonight ...