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AIBU?

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Original poster

to really fance George Osbourne

239 replies

ilovegeorge · 20/03/2013 21:41

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

OP posts:
nowahousewife · 20/03/2013 22:13

Hahaha gordy

ravenAK · 20/03/2013 22:16

Great. Thanks for Gidiot's sexface.

Some of us will never be able to expunge that now, gordy, hope you're satisfied...

Grin
sansastark · 20/03/2013 22:17

I can't get it out of my head now, may never have sex again...

gordyslovesheep · 20/03/2013 22:17

eyeball bleach is the future Grin

OP yabvvu he is VILE in looks and deeds

Iamsparklyknickers · 20/03/2013 22:18

YABU.

He looks the type to pinch your underwear, render all cylindrical fruit and veg in the house suspect and despite being 'adventurous' in his tastes lasts precisely five minutes and considers foreplay a quick finger wiped round and a flick of your nipple.

I reckon he has a freaky pubic hair growth pattern as well.

Just no OP, whats wrong with Hugh Grant or that Dr Who blokely for a bit of posh - hell you could even let Prince C be your tampon and we'd be making progress.

Selks · 20/03/2013 22:19

Aaargh brain bleach brain bleach brain bleach

Iamsparklyknickers · 20/03/2013 22:19

That is the worst link I've ever clicked Sad- and I've seen some shit on this here internet thingy.

Coffeenowplease · 20/03/2013 22:21

He is revolting. YABVVVVU

airforce1 · 20/03/2013 22:23

Bloody Hell. I am the OP. MNHQ just booted me out for starting this thread.

hwjm1945 · 20/03/2013 22:23

What a brilliant photo.laughed out loud.would give one to Boris.for a laugh but not Gideon.too shiny.too nasty looking.would prob be v misogynistic in bed iyswim and hyper critical

sansastark · 20/03/2013 22:25

Looking on the bright side, if I ever need to make myself sick, i now know exactly what picture to look at (pukes violently into sick bag at the very memory of it...)

sue52 · 20/03/2013 22:28

Why did I look at that photo? That's put me off sex forever. DH might be a bit miffed.

Wossname · 20/03/2013 22:28

Oh thanks for that photo, gordy, I think I've just grown a new hymen.

CardinalRichelieu · 20/03/2013 22:33

Tory boys are so my type but no thank you.

Gordon Brown on the other hand....

CardinalRichelieu · 20/03/2013 22:36

Forget the op some of the other posts on here will live forever in my brain like a parasite

FunnysInLaJardin · 20/03/2013 22:37

yuck, he is a creepy type of smooge

kissmyheathenass · 20/03/2013 22:39

Like the sex face

Now here's the cum face
themanycumfacesofgeorgeosborne.tumblr.com/post/8777771134

FunnysInLaJardin · 20/03/2013 22:42

he is such a fucking arse

QuickLookBusy · 20/03/2013 22:42

I dont think he would have a clue what to do tbh.

You must have very, very, very low standards OP.

hwjm1945 · 20/03/2013 22:43

How good is previous post!weird about power of suggestion.maybe I could give him one if only to see the face when in action as it were

nicelyneurotic · 20/03/2013 22:44

YABU.

The horror. The HORROR!

CardinalRichelieu · 20/03/2013 22:46

He really is incredibly unphotogenic, isn't he?

QuickLookBusy · 20/03/2013 22:47

That's the least of his problems Cardinal.

LineRunner · 20/03/2013 22:48

He keeps lard and a small newt down his pants. Some sort of old school pledge.

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac · 20/03/2013 22:50

George?! Surely not, he,s as camp as Christmas.