to really fance George Osbourne

[ilovegeorge]

I can't help it. I do. Don't flame me. I can't help my leanings. I just think he would be a nice clean boy in the sack.

Omg, I meant

YA DEFINITELY BU.

If you were my friend I would disown you .

I'd do Dave in a shot, but George no fucking way. I wouldn't do him with someone else's fanjo.

YABU.

ilovegeorge You are a deeply disturbed woman if you find him at all desirable. Can you seek help from some kind of support group for strange and unfathomable crushes?

But he's got no chin.

shudder.

He would abuse you like he abuses the country.

I would become a very keen sadist if he came anywhere need me. Yuk I hate Hoorays

YABU.

Am away to eat a block of cheese before I go to bed.

Fucksake you need help.

How odd. I fancy him too. I thought I was the only woman in the world (apart from his wife, of course).

I'd rather do it myself with a broken bottle. YABVU.

He'd have to offer me some REALLY good class As.

I gather this might not be a problem.

But - no. Just EUUURRRGH!

Oh good lord

I think he has a secret nappy fetish and suck a dummy.

YABV gross and U

Yuk!

Sorry OP, but - in a word, YES.

You are being so utterly, blood-curdlingly unreasonable that you have single-handedly populated my nightmares for the next ten years or more.

The last time I was this nerve-shreddingly freaked out by reading something, I was thirteen years old and it had been written by Stephen King.

Jesus H Christ. I need professional counselling and a nice long bath (not necessarily in that order...)

(shuffles off to run bath and get the image of a naked, sexually aroused George Osbourne out of my head FOR EVER)

Yuck. Just yuck!

Jesus Fucking Christ.

YABVVVVVVVVVVVU

Words fail me

I'm going to be sick.

OP you ARE sick. Seek help immediately.

Erm. YABU.

There should be a tax on, er, THAT.

< boak >

Ewwwwwwwww!! I'd rather swim in nuclear waste.

hereis his sex face

I think he just came in his briefs.