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To not lick DH's balls?

156 replies

ShiftyFades · 26/10/2012 23:24

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

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ShiftyFades · 26/10/2012 23:25

They're^ Blush

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PickledFanjoCat · 26/10/2012 23:25

Fuck that !

ShiftyFades · 26/10/2012 23:26

Thanks pickled Wink

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WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 23:26

Could you be tempted if he shaved them and smeared them in chocolate? Grin

kilmuir · 26/10/2012 23:26

ewwwww no yanbu

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 23:26

Picked she's on a period...that could be messy Wink

ShiftyFades · 26/10/2012 23:26

Oooo, worra.... Maybe... Wink

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GrimAndHumourless · 26/10/2012 23:26

Of course you shouldn't if you don't want to

If he is badgering you for sexual acts when you are not wanting to he is being really horrible

corblimeymadam · 26/10/2012 23:27

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SchrodingersUndeadMew · 26/10/2012 23:27

Yuck!

TequilaMockingMagpie · 26/10/2012 23:27

So you get cramps and he gets a blow job ?

Not in this house .

PickledFanjoCat · 26/10/2012 23:27

I'm 26 weeks pregnant with horrific heart burn.

If someone suggested I nibble their nobbles tonight I swear I'd bite em off!

LadyEvilBeagle · 26/10/2012 23:27

Way to turn a girl on. Not.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 26/10/2012 23:28

Ew. Could you not saute them in some garlic first?

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 23:28

Do you have a cat?

Could you smear them in cat food and then sit back and enjoy your chocolate?

lucyellenmum · 26/10/2012 23:28

hmmmmm, no bj's for DP when i had AF (i have a mirena now so no AF!!) But quite happy to do them as foreplay or even in place of sex. I quite like doing it i like making him squirm Not keen on balls though or the way they tend to rest on my nose when we do a 69 Hmm

ScooseIsLooseInTheHauntedHoose · 26/10/2012 23:28

Nothing wrong with a bit of tea bagging haha Wink

ShabbyChit · 26/10/2012 23:28

YANBU. A mans ball sack and penis is one of the ugliest sights in the world, and the feeling of hairy balls in your mouth is not nice!

ShiftyFades · 26/10/2012 23:29

lucy now there's a vision Wink

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ShellyBoobs · 26/10/2012 23:29

Make him shave them!

I insist my OH does his

Wink
PrincessSymbian · 26/10/2012 23:30

Worra!

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 23:30

Shabby it's no more ugly than some women's bits and bobs! Grin

On a different note, I just read your NN as ShabbyClit Blush

MrsCantSayAnything · 26/10/2012 23:30

They're kind of rough aren't they? If they were smooth I wouldn;t mind.

poohbearrulesinHELL · 26/10/2012 23:30

Sorry, but you just made me spit my drink out! In my humble opinion no, but then my DH is currently dancing round he room in his boxer shorts, not a pretty sight trust me!

holstenlips · 26/10/2012 23:31

stick a finger up his bum instead? thatll learn him

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