To not lick DH's balls?

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I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

Turns me right off if a man is squeamish about menstrual fluid.

I like a gnarly ball!

As I said recently on a thread, when I get asked why I don't want a man at the moment, all I need to say is:
Sweaty ball sack.
All of my friends get it, apart from my Nigerian friend, who has, apparently, never encountered this. I now wonder, do African men have better hygiene?

I couldnt be with someone who pestered me for sexual favours when they knew I wasnt up for it.

My DP would expect anything from me unless I was totally up for it too.

YADNBU OP.

As for sweaty ball sacks, its ok when they've just come out the shower. And lucky enough to have one that shaves his balls.

I now wonder, do African men have better hygiene?

Based on one man's balls? [hgrin]

My DH is English and has never had a sweaty bollock in his life

Insist he uses 'veet for men' first so they are nice and smooth! Make sure he reads the reviews on amazon first!!

Oh I've read those reviews, fantastic

Oh dear reading this thread whilst ds is watching cbeebies and all I catch is my tumbles spotty bag! Not good!
Loving how funny this thread is!.
Get him to have a back sack and crack then you may (may not!) do it lol

• mr, stupid iPad making words up

I have a beautician friend who is petrified some guy will come in and ask for a back sack and crack. She doesn't see how you can do it without at least 4 pairs of hands as they are so stretchy! Thankfully (for her at least) it doesn't seem popular amid men in these here parts

YANBU The only cheesey balls worth eating are the ones in Burger King with the chilli inside.

Worra, you do know that men's testicles are not removed?

Only for eunucs. :o

Or men to female transexuals.

Just read this thread and found Worral and Pickled.s posts hilarious. Especially Worrel and the Jack Russel !!!!
My DH had naturally hairless balls, but he never asked me to do that. I had fantasies of doing something else with them, for my benefit not his, but unfortunately physically impossible, but never told him.

Lueji, and blokes who had a twisted testicle and had to have one removed.
I really enjoy erm...that actually. Dont have a problem with testicles at all. Even hairy ones. Id rather hairy than stubbly from shaving!

Theres no way a bloke would go muff diving on a hairy mary

Whaaaaaaa? That's bollocks that is.

OP - you could always stick an ice cube between your teeth and use that instead :o

Theres no way a bloke would go muff diving on a hairy mary
What an absolute load of bollocks! no pun intended
We dont like to look like 7 year olds you know!

I mean very hairy!

digerd I'm intrigued!!!

DH did laugh at the responses. It's become a standing joke everything I announce AF's arrival.

The only balls I like to put in my mouth are maltesers and garlic dough balls. Not at the same time, obviously, that'd be even more disgusting than a set of hairy sweaty bollocks

Squoosh

I don't know what a gnarly ball is, but the idea made me giggle. Thanks....

There's actually a debate about not licking balls? I didn't realise it wasn't a done thing.

no wonder my DH is a happy man

Tiggy, i really had to think about that - i was thinking, OMG does she think i did the bj whilst i was eating the big mac? Well actually it was a quarter pounder with cheese im pretty sure.

pickledfanjocat your post is just wrong Go down on ronald!!! No, just NO!!

My DP does prefer me to be shaved down there, i find it a bit that people have a problem with this, it is not done to make me look 7 ffs, its because it feels nicer (for both of us actually, it really makes a difference). Saying that i don't do it very often because it itches like a bastard when it grows back.

Fascinated by the practicalities of men shaving their balls!

I only have to go near my legs with a razor and it's like the plug hole from Psycho in our house - and my DH is no less clumsy than me

I'm not a fan of bollocks generally (why have gobstoppers when you can have a Magnum?) but I'd prefer them in their hairy bloke state. Anything else seems a bit paedo tbh.

Thankfully DH feels the same about my hairy mary and hates it if I 'mess with it' trimming-wise.

Each to their own, I suppose, but HOW?....

I've never encountered a sweaty ball in my life and I've never been with a Nigerian so mass generalisation there.

I've also never encountered hairy balls. Have I just been really lucky and blessed by the Ball God??

Based on the above, I personally love a bit of ball licking

So glad I found this thread to pass the time while I can't sleep. Hilaire :o

I'm not adverse to a bit of ball licking. I'd take dry hair over wet salt any day.

YABU :o