To not lick DH's balls?

[ShiftyFades]

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

They're kind of rough aren't they? If they were smooth I wouldn;t mind

There you go OP

Tell him if he moisturises, MrsCantSayAnything is happy to oblige

A grown man moaning about wanting a blow job?

Ick. Just fucking ick.

Like some desperate teenage boy/frequenter of prostitutes.

Do you ever get to demand oral sex when he's not in the mood for sex?

No, why would you? That would be nasty.

Only if he let's you wax them first. Slowly.

Poor old balls. They have their own charm.

Oh hear come the OTT permanently offended to make totally unreasonable comparisons

What took you so long?

I am having a horrible mental image of running around shaking flaps at dp demanding oral.

Worra why do you think I can't say anything?

What AThing said.

"No. I'm eating my choc."

YANBU.

Maybe make him get a back sack and crack anyway.

I hope you mean your cat flap PickledFanjoCat.....

Cramps and hairy balls every girls dream Friday, where are you? Center Parks?

Worra why do you think I can't say anything?

Fuck! Suddenly it all becomes clear

Fffmble hhhmph.

We are having a fight about who is going to make a cuppa.

Where is the magic? We should be waving our gentials at each other demanding a spot it oral!

Well I don't mind a slurp on DP's balls. Only when I'm in the mood though.

Cant say anything
I just spat out my tea

Immac them first. The burning sensation and acrid smell of burning hair should put him right off.

Auto correct suggests iMac-ing them, but I'm not sure that'd be as effective.

I'm not offended.

Just a bit grossed out by the idea of having to live with a man who whined for blow jobs like a 15 year old with an unwilling girlfriend.

Why would you ever fuck someone that pathetic?

Ew, NO! What is he, 16? Tell him to lick his own balls.

YABU

those poor hairy things get left out of everything!

Never met such a group of ball-ists in my life! This sort of discrimination really annoys me.

Giggling outrageously at this thread.

How long have you been married? Does he not know the rule of "Do not piss off a woman with PMT"?

As long as he goes first [evil grin]

Can think of lots more but it is far to disgusting to go on

Yeah what a massive prick op. send him to stay with athing for a weekend that will sort him.

iMac them? Hmmm.... Interesting, but not sure I'd keep those pics

YABU - if he said 'I'm not licking her fanjo - it's ugly and hairy' would you be pleased?

Dunk em