To not lick DH's balls?

[ShiftyFades]

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

Crying with laughter at this thread! Personally don't want a mouthful of saggy, hairy skin but that's just me. Don't mind some nice pork sword though.

So I was just tellinh DH about this thread and 'shaving balls'. He rolled his eyes and said - they do it with a machine.....they probably enjoy it.

PMSL

I guess the machine vibrates...

Is your Dh chef? Does he sing the suck on my balls song? If so, yabu. They're mighty fine and good for you doncha know!?

I think you should just cop it on the chin.

I'm another one who doesn't mind giving the fellas a little lick

YANBU if you don't want to though!