To not lick DH's balls?

[ShiftyFades]

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

Your DH's loss may be my DP's gain... you've got me thinking about it now

Was just packing a bag for him to go to MrsCantSayAnything but realised you're right, Pickled.... I shall change his destination

Vaginas can be pretty. Mine bears a passing resemblance to Kate moss.

Worra you just made me cry. DP has been begging for us to have a cat for years. Thank you - you just changed his mind. Well he probably still wants a cat but he might get scarred scared about where I put the cat food !

Aw....Shifty and here I was getting all excited at the thought of various MNrs DH's thinking I'm a goer!

I'm going to flounce. This obvious ball discrimination is the last straw for me! I thought MN was a understanding place yet threads like this are started.

First Russell Howard isn't recognised as a normal crush and now people are discriminating against two defeckless balls!

MN obviously ain't the place for me

DH is gutted Mrs

Maybe they are sick of being treated as sex objects sp.

Maybe they hanker for the finer things in life, a warm in front if a fire, a chat, to be treated as individuals instead of a pair.

You should name them first op and draw little faces on them. Maybe knit them little hats.

SPsFanjo Anytime I see your name I think 'Russell Howard'. Your passion for that twit is boundless.

Frankly I worry for you. You and the person on the Bond thread who fancies......wait for it....... Olly Murs!!!

It wasn't you was it??

Am literally crying with laughter. Picturing my dp with little hats on his balls and for some reason am also thinking about what I would call them!

Sometimes I feel badly for the balls. They must go begging whilst the cock gets all the joy. I am a ball licker from way back, so I must say YABU..

flyover my DH will never get over the time he was cough pleasuring me whilst I was on the couch and he was on all fours...he felt a cold wet nose up his arse and turned to find our Jack Russell Terrier grinning at him

Bill and Ben or do we need to go to one of those threads ?

It was not me! God no, I draw a line at Murs.

Leave Russell out of it! That's it I'm off now.
Your all just bullying bitchez!

Ball discrimination is still obviously about in the UK and probably all over. I will fight for their rights!

Am literally crying with laughter. Picturing my dp with little hats on his balls and for some reason am also thinking about what I would call them!

Jedward?

And n Dec?

No wait....Little 'n Large

The Chuckle Brothers?

You have a point DoMe

My dh says YANBU.

He says that's silly, just tickle them instead.

Hope that helps.

All good suggestions. Perhaps I should see who they look like... Needs to suit them after all

Thing One and Thing Two, depending on how hairy they are...

You could shave them and name them Right Said Fred

But how would that make the left one feel?

Worra thanks DP is now rolling around the floor crying. Thank fuck we will never have to get a dog either - ironically I fell in love with a little Jack Russell this summer in Scotland oh well !!!!!!!!!!!!

SPs I luffs russel howard too.

You ballists, you.

Oh gone no..I did note say I loved balds..