To not lick DH's balls?

[ShiftyFades]

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

the last post is disgusting and has been reported, sorry other posters.

I assure you it won't be deleted. Not on mumsnet.

It isn't a personal attack, it isn't an attack on a vulnerable group, it isn't illegal or discriminatory and it isn't libelous.

"Real men are not deterred by menstrual fluid."

Sounds like a slogan for bodyform

Oh god, i must have a mind like a sewer because ive looked for the disgusting comment and i can't find it.

Fair exchange is good - i exchanged a blow job for a big mac once, but got flammed on here for letting the sisterhood down

yes.

It's pretty gross, but I can hardly take the moral highground after my posts

unless fuzzy actually meant my post!

Blimey, is that how some people define a 'real man'?

So 'real women' aren't afraid to swallow spunk?

Who knew?

Get him to shave them and cover them in chocolate spread
I agree hairy balls with no chocolate on is a no-go zone!!!!
Theres no way a bloke would go muff diving on a hairy mary so why should us women

Real women love the taste of jizz.

Argh! Sorry.

Real women suck willies for cheese burgers.

That thread sounds ace!

Fwiw why does AF mean no sex?
My dh doesn't care and why should he when we have to have spunk shot on us.
It works both ways in our relationship!

I agree pumpkin, but apparently mentioning menstrual fluid is enough to get your posts reported on MN this morning!

an ex once proudly declared (after I said there would be no sex due to period) that "a real man is not afraid to get blood on his sword!"

Utter wanker.

As for OP re ball sucking...each to their own I s'pose [whistles innocently]

*no sex during AF - for me, can't be arsed with the mess

menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid
menstrual fluid

[mwahahahhahaaaa]

reported :)

"a real man is not afraid to get blood on his sword!"

I now have a mental image of him and his friends 'sword fighting' and it's not a pretty one

[naughty face]

"Real women suck willies for cheese burgers. " Is that where they come from? Must be very painful coming out. All those sesame seeds sliding down the inside of your love wand.

Worra wouldn't actually surprise me with the ex in question - he was kinky to the extreme!

Or a wee pair of Light Sabers

The word vagina comes from the Latin for 'Sword sheath'.

mmm

You shouldn't do anything you really don't want to do.

And moaning for sex or blow job = complete turn off.

I can't even imagine begging dp to lick my clit, to me oral sex is such an intimate act it should only be received when the person giving is completely willing and enjoying it.

Nip it in the bud, tell him straight moaning like a child gets him nowhere.

I would be more than happy to administer more oral if they shot out cheeseburgers.

I'd even go down on Ronald.

Id say hold the menstrual fluid though.