To not lick DH's balls?

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I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

state your post as just stopped me from flouncing. If there are more of us against this obvious discrimination them maybe one days balls will be recognised as something more then ugly and hairy.

and Russell will become a normal crush

Dp once got suspended from school for drawing a picture entitled 'wooly balls and penis'. He also had to explain to the head ( in front of his parents ) Why his GCSE artwork consisted of a penis with huge swollen balls ( unlicked i'm guessing ) topped off with a penis wearing a hat and scarf, one spermy tear dribbled from the willys eye.

I'm glad you said GCSE as I would have assumed he was a teacher doing this

It must be a real bugger shaving them. Imagine stretching all that flesh and then going at it with the razor. Or do blokes wait 'till they are ahem full to make the shave easier? [hwink]

SPs I love the lovely Russell Howard too ...

I've licked a ball in my time. Surely waxed/immaced would be smoother than shaved? Stubble would be horrid!

Wouldn't you get friction burns on your chin if they imacced then you went mouth to Willy a few days after as the stubble would grow.

state your post as just stopped me from flouncing. If there are more of us against this obvious discrimination them maybe one days balls will be recognised as something more then ugly and hairy

This Christmas, I'm going to ask my local vasectomy clinic to donate to 'Bollocks Trust' and auction off the testicals to be used as Christmas tree baubles.

You wouldn't believe how many cruel women ignore and discard their Husband's balls once they've finished having children.

Come on everyone ( not fucking literally!! )

Balls are for life and not just for Christmas

I don't see anything wrong with a bit of ball licking. Would rather lick balls than a vagina any day...

I hear ya sistah!

I'd gladly hang a few bollocks on my Christmas tree!

I'd even have a phallus shaped tree topper!

Yabu love a bit of ball licking I do.

You know AC/DC did a song about this very subject!

So. Let me get this straight.

You are experiencing the time in the month where you are prone to unreasonableness and rage.

He decides that this is the time to bitch at you about giving him some pleasure

And he wants you - pmsing you, period pain suffering you - to take the most sensitive part of his body and bring it into close contact with your teeth.

Is he nuts?

pun intended.

oh god, now there's a horrible thought, no matter how much i love my dh that is a no-no, yuk, shaved, smothered in anything and i still couldn't do it.

Ewww disgusting. But then I don't do any of the oral sex thing, don't understand it as its all grim and unhygenic to me, mouths are for eating, speaking and kissing.

Yes I am a prude ;)

See, now I'm odd. I don't mind that stuff but I HATE kissing. mouth to mouth exchange of saliva turns my stomach.

Hehe, I'm with you on kissing hecate, I only do 'dry' kisses on thr cheek. No slobbery dribbley kisses here :)

I thought I was the only one.

I hate it. hate it hate it hate it. yuk. It's up there with a cup of cold sick on my list of 'things I want in my mouth'

They're surprisingly easy to shave. I hear.

I love the way some men think if your vagina is busy then you owe them a wank or blow job like its some kond of right. Eat some raw chilli then do it

Leave the bastard!

I do like to do a spot of ball licking

But never ever ever to anyone who whines about it, there is nothing that is more of a turn off than a man whinging for sex/blow jobs/anything else, works better than a cold shower

Fair exchange is no robbery!

No kissing and no oral sex?

A firm hand shake ok?

I think those of us that don't like kissing are not the same ones who don't like the os

Interesting one. no os but much spitting into one another's gobs or keep the only saliva in your mouth yours and have much munching

I wonder which people would choose, if they had to.

Your DP IBU if he won't give you oral just because you're on your period. Real men are not deterred by a bit of menstrual fluid.