To REALLY HATE DOGS?

[Cockwomble]

Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

YABU

I am not it happens alot where I live the dogs savaging everything and ruining and digging and eating moles leaving corpses everywhere

In that case hate the owners not the dogs. If they controlled them had them on leads and picked up after them problem solved!

Really? 'savaging babies and the elderly'?

Is there any chance your in an African national park and perhaps referring to lions?

Whereabouts are you Cockwomble?

It sounds horrid.

I should move if I were you.

Savaging babies?! My dogs can't even savage a soft toy.

YABVU.

i'm not a fan either, but perhaps a little more tact was in order, Cockwomble

i hate the hair. and the farts. and how anyone can scoop their shit into a bag to open one of those fetid bins on a gatepost

(i lifted the content of this post directly from How to win friends and influence people )

Seriously? None of you have GIANT HOUNDS OF DEATH running amok through parks, savaging ALL the babies and ALL the elderly? Howling at the moon and barking all the live long day? Eating the poop of anything they find then breathing their breath all over you?

All our local dogs are like this, from the big ones to the chiwawas. The elderly springer spaniels are especially dangerous. If they snore it's worse.

Well I don't hate dogs, but I much prefer them from a distance. Watching them run around chasing sticks can be fun. One in your living room, standing in front of the telly, farting, then sitting down, cocking it's leg and slobbering all over it's own arse, not so much.

"savaging all the babies and elderly", so ALL the babies and ALL the elderly have been savaged in your area.

Are you in a room with your elderly mother and your child and 100 wild African Hunting Dogs, if so let the moles out please.............

"wagging their tails" ... oh how very fucking dare they!!!

Our dogs round ere poop in ALL the gardens on their way to the park. Woe betide you if you have a dog flap.

I could never imagine a chihuaha described as a giant hound of death

are you really a cat OP?

digging and eating moles leaving corpses everywhere Cockwomble, please send some of these talented Mole killing dogs round to my Mole infested garden!

so ALL the babies and ALL the elderly have been savaged in your area. Yes.

ALL OF THEM.

The dogs are protecting us from the moles

Are you bored this morning? Would you like a bigger spoon to stir this thread up with?

You do know that your post is too unsubtle to be taken seriously, don't you? (Though I've no doubt it will bring all the real crazy dog haters out).

"wagging their tails" ... oh how very fucking dare they!!

Exactly. I am so relieved you understand my pain.

goader

YABU

I agree about the doggy farts though, they are rancid

You do know that your post is too unsubtle to be taken seriously, don't you?

I find this highly offensive. Why would I report ANYTHING but genuine facts that apply to all dogs?

Unchartered, DD claimed that her favourite sock was in the bottom of a carrier bag I had used to scoop up dog poo with, which I had then put in a dog poo bin. I had to go back and get out every bag of dog poo from the bin to search for the sock, which of course was not there.

So you can boak a bit more at that hideousness!

This is y I prefer animals to people. The owner is responsible for feeding training and controlling their dog!!!!! God plenty of kids left to their own devices would cause havoc too. Up to the responsible adults present to control the situation. There's such a thing as parenting/ ownership