To REALLY HATE DOGS?

[Cockwomble]

Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

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Mine is a staff, and she has not once bite anyone except from her toys of course

I've just caught one of my dogs daintily licking a baby fox poo in the garden

I'm with the op. The hairy canine cunts.

Everlong I bet she wouldn't win me over - unless she can wipe her own arse (and not with her tongue)

Graham a wrinkly scrotal horror! My eyes

pumpkin then you are the spawn of Satan.

-Looks at her 21 month old DD stroking her Springer Spaniel. Menace indeed. I think that you're being very unreasonable and unfair. If you have such a problem with dogs, any time you see one close by politely ask the owner to keep it away from you. As for running around and wagging their tails it's typical dog behaviour and seen as sweet in some degree by quite a lot of people. Like has been said already if the owners in question were more responsible there would be no poo to eat as it would have been promptly picked up and the dog observed to prevent digging and mass mole mutilations.

I wonder why dogs eat poo?-it must be tasty
Mine doesn't eat it but then she does have a thing for eating puke

That was the only positive when I had a dog - I didnt have to clear up any sick myself

pumpkin why are you envious of your dog for eating puke?

I am NOT unreasonable and NOT unfair at all in my thoughts that ALL dogs are menaces, hell bent on destruction of everything, and eat babies and the elderly.

Springer Spaniels are the worst.

My Springer Spaniel is the best.

You clearly know not of their evil intentions. They have brain washed you.

Now goldfish....there are some real evil bastards.

Thats just it, i don't have to clean it up myself

Gerbils, now they are evil....

I'm with you ever long, my entire family have Springers as they're amazing. Loving, gentle, gorgeous to look at, cheeky, smart, the list goes on. Never known one to eat a baby though.

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I have an American Bulldog crossed with a Shar Pei, and she is amazing and chases away the nasty Tom cats that keep yowling and fucking the horny feline sluts in my back yard. Including my own feline. Pfft

I do however love my own cat, when she doesn't have all the cats in the neighbourhood in my garden having a gang bang anyway.

My dog is wuvly, and cuddly. And thankfully doesn't eat shit or puke.