To REALLY HATE DOGS?

[Cockwomble]

Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it!

Yeah, well. SHE started it.

Shockerdog and me are loving this thread... she's got loads of new ideas for next time we go out.

I just saw her eye the elderly lady from next door over the fence and lick her lips.....

And I'm going to use "Shut your blowhole" on DH next time he starts....

I closed MN, then came back to it unlogged in and it was there decided to have a look again, logged in to comment and then it had disappeared again . Then realised it will only be hidden when I'm logged in .

Someone just walked past my (open) office window saying "that's why I can't understand why anyone would eat my shit"

I wondering whether to let my dog do a whoopsie outside the womans house who lives over the back of me, cany stand her and her moaning about my garden any longer so might let dog irritate her some what....

Pimms? Ugh, no thanks. Now, if you have a Bud on offer ont this sunny afternoon, while I sit watching the river flow, I could be tempted. :) Can I bring my dog?

Oh yes, a Pimms would be luvverly.

I don't like it when things get nasty.

I'll bring the cat too, for those who don't like barking and stuff. :)

Can't everyone just leave their fucking pets at home??? WELL??

Can I bring my very beautiful Cavalier KCS everlong?

Do me and Graham get an award for pansiest fight in MN history?

No bupcakes - not unless you carry it on a bit longer

Everlong - has your dog just farted?

It was such a humdinger it fried your brain did it?