To REALLY HATE DOGS?

[Cockwomble]

Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

Is a goader another type of dog?

Yabvu-dogs are a mans/womans best friend, they don't answer back, they don't winge or moan & best of all they are cute & cuddly.
Dogs are mostly bad behaved or nasty because their owners are mistreating them or not keeping them on leads.
As for the slobber, it will wipe off

Aw, you love them really Cockwomble.
I can tell.

Argh! There are "fucking wombles"? Are these more dogs?

But they all speak so highly of you. My slobbering filthy hairy beast told me so just this morning. And the dog mentioned you too.

I don't hate dogs but it pisses me off how everybody in the world apart from me seems to be fecking obsessed with pets in general and insist on shoving them in your face and talking about them non-stop.

It's always the way orm. They swarm when they know you don't like them.

Cockwomble has taken her time to write this thread so she must like them secretly or maybe op is a cat?
Maybe one of those cravendale cats that can talk and type

LOL .. just like people with babies badtaste

Like a herd of slobbering savagey bees, the last strings of a pensioner caught in their jaws...

Shhh pumpkin don't tell EVERYONE

Ooooh good, I've offended. To make up for it I'll give you another genuine fact about all dogs.

They're canine.

Oh. And they have fur. Except for the Mexican Hairless and Chinese Crested types. And they bark. Except for Basenjis.

Oh the FUR! The hairy hairy FUR

Oh the humanity

exactly Ormiria

Not to mention their limpid, brown pools filled with love eyes that reflect the spirit of satan.

And I hate going round to the house of a pet owner for lunch because you always end up being offered a dog hair sandwich.

Jog on kitty!

YES moreyear EXACTLY

Beautiful fur, soft and silky smoove, my doggy doesn't smell either she is washed in coconut human shampoo

Or cat hair badtaste

Although if they reflect the spirit of satan...does that mean I AM SATAN?!