To REALLY HATE DOGS?

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Slobbering everywhere wagging their tails, coming up to me licking my hand.

They STINK, get their GRUBBY MUDDY paws ALL OVER ME and leave hair everywhere.

They run wildly around parks, savaging all the babies and elderly. BASTARDS. Eating poo and spreading diseases. A HAIRY MENACE.

Shoot the dog, fling the cat, smell the rat.

SDTG - My dog swims everyday and he honks!

Surely unless your dog or cat wears pants or is trained to use wetwipes, every time they sit on your sofa or floor they will leave little poo molecules behind?

Therefore years of having a pet = a house that smells of shit

I must admit dogs are better than some humans
Some humans also honk of shit, kill babies and slober so not really a difference really.... except the fur part but then again there are humans with far to much hair and even then id rather stroke my dog as atleast i know where they've been

arf at Sarge's Springers not having the patience to finish a poo.

I know what you mean, they do everything at a hundred miles an hour don't they?

I agree with you. I popped into my sister's this morning and her evil Labrador attacked me, licking my hand, clearly tasting me with the intention of eating me. plus he used his tail in massive swishing motions to try to knock me over.

Then he attempted to lull me into a false sense of security by resting his head on my lap and gazing into my eyes.

He was waiting for his chance to bite my face off, I could see it.

Not anti-dog as such, just never really understood the whole 'pets thing'.

Horse owners can often be quite defensive about their pets (and their mess) as well.

Can accept there is a need for working dogs i.e. guide, police or sheep but the fawning obsession that some owners exhibit quite irritates me at times, as well as the silly Crufts exhibitions and so on.

Just really odd IMO.

Ooh where's the popcorn

Hit a nerve, did I, Bupcakes?

Some bizarre thought processes going on here.

oh. is this not a playful joking thread then?

Not at all, Graham. I'm just rather sick of seeing your dull posts on every bloody thread but thought it would be rude to say so before now, so thanks for giving me the chance to say without sounding rude. :)

And LittleDog is utterly perfect.

He's small, cuddly, doesn't shed, doesn't smell (likes to shower every morning, and has his teeth brushed), doesn't eat people or shit, and won't poo on a walk.

Panda! How did you read that^ if you had the thread hidden, hmmmm?

Having a dog has got to be better than having a cat - dead mice on stairs -or a horse. It doesn't hurt half so much if a dog steps on your toes.

generally

and at bupcakes

I can vouch for the ton of horse on your foot thing. I had to have surgery on my arthritic toes :(

Buppy - you need to go and look at the latest linky on this thread!

Am I the only one who's a bit scared of Bupcakes now? I always thought she was fluffy & stuff....