What the fuck do you put in a half-hour tribute to Pat?
Earrings - 2 whole minutes of chasm-yawning dullness.
Frank - 1 minute of his fucking arse and a revolving bow tie, oh ha ha, ha ha ha.
Peggy, David, Simon, Bianca, Janine, Ricky - 1 minute of screaming, shouting and slapping.
THE END