To be devastated at tonight's EE?

[itsbrandybutterandtinseltime]

Pat. Oh Pat. Sob.

I love Pat . Might have to wear some big vulgar flashy earrings tomorrow out of respect .
Love Dot too .
Pass me the box of Kleenex .

Its soapland cancer where you feel a little unwell, get diagnosed, tell everyone you're dying and then quickly and painlessly die. Just like in real life.

Its soapland cancer where you feel a little unwell, get diagnosed, tell everyone you're dying and then quickly and painlessly die. Just like in real life.

I'd LOVE to know where she gets those earrings. Ideas anyone?

Exactly anna utterly true to life!

Derek is a complete and utter cunt.

I think he's one of the Branning brothers. I think.

Oooh God, she's gone all white.

He's a Branning. Jack & Max's previously-unmentioned brother. Bluddy

I've already started crying .....bloody hormones

Pshaw! She's had a good innings. Unlike poor Nigel Pargetter. That was a fucking New Year tragedy.

Derek is Max's Brother who was married to Tanya.

Pat's Son David had a child with Dereks' Sister whose name is Carol, (Carol was teenager).

David left Carol to bring up Bianca alone.

Exactly why Derek hates Pat I'm unsure but more than likely because Pat is Davids' Mother.

They're not earrings. They're Christmas decorations - hangs them from her ears and voila, beautiful earrings.

I'm stuck watching Wall:E, ..I'm going to have to wait until later to catch up.

I love Pat. And I want Peggy to come back to make her last hour better.

Aw, at least she'll be back with her Frank in Heaven...and Roy. Maybe they'll fight over her again.

Is Dot Cotton still alive?

Blimey ! Ians being nice now .

Yes, Dot has just been to see her and left a bible behind.

I can't watch.

I can't bear it.

That square has more death per week than Pat has had punter's cock. I'm only surprised that Ian Beale hasn't seen the money-spinning potential in this and opened up a 24 hour undertakers. It would need a catchy name though, to match Beales on Wheels/Deals on Wheels...

I have been waiting a whole year to say this.

It's only a soap.

It's not real.

Step away from the TV.

Get a grip.

Is Janine still in it?

Janine is still in it, with her face like a satellite dish.

I haven't watched it for ages. Is Mandy a cow? Did she just say that Ricky was better in bed than Ian?