to have tipped p*ss on DP

[vixy0007]

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

You are joking, right?

yes

possibly, but I can understand why you did it. I would have used ice cold water (with possibly some ice cubes in it) all over the bed where he was sleeping, then see how he likes to turn over into a puddle of something cold and wet.

How can you "manage" to do a "big" wee? I just get out what's there and I'm pregnant...which tends to be 5mls at a time.

Excellent. Did you shit on his pillow too?

YABU, you need to be getting to the bottom of why your DH's so arseholed that he pisses the marital bed and leaves you to roll over into it, rather than 'getting him back'.

That's a bit of a state he's got himself into, and on a regular basis.

I'd have turfed him out of the clean dry bed & made him sleep in the pissy wet bed.

disgusting

both of you

vile vile vile

Its is totally true, i just got so annoyed that he had done it again, he isnt ashamed of it or anything, he doesnt even say sorry! In my annoyed sleepiness i thought it would be a good idea to show him how it feels. I was a big wee, it was 5am, doesnt everyone have a big wee when they wake up?

Your house must smell lovely.

You are both disgusting. Ugh.

you are disgusting.

YANBU you're a genius

I'd have thought there was enough piss in your house already, what with the soaked bed. Why would you chuck more around?
Hate to think what it must smell like and I hope you don't have children.

So I take it this was yesterday morning?

How's the atmosphere chez vix atm?

Are things just streaming along nicely?

Vile.

mumsnet has gone mad

He got arseholed because he went out with his mates, which he does about once a month, he doesnt piss the bed all the time. And he ended up washing both sets of sheets.

yes indeed WWWY

It's so lovely that you found each other

Personally I feel what you done was extremely childish and quite pathetic.

If he cannot hold his water when drunk then make him sleep elsewhere with a mattress protector, and he can clean the sheets when he get up in the morning.

Seems you both have issues.

If it is true, YABU and disgusting. If you choose to continue to sleep in the same bed as him knowing he does this and feels no shame or remorse, that is your choice. Nobody should ever throw piss at another human. In my book, you are as bad as, if not worse than him. At least he did not do it on purpose. Vile.

but it would soak the mattress

unles you sleep on rubber sheets ?