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to have tipped p*ss on DP

255 replies

vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 22:45

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

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Morloth · 18/05/2011 02:43

This is not normal behaviour, it just can't be, I refuse to believe there are people who live like this and actually think it is OK.

Barbie having an accident when you are heavily pregnant and have SPD is in no way comparable to this situation, not even close. My waters broke with DS2 when I was in bed, DH helped me to the bathroom and then cleaned it all up for me.

Accidents happen, but what the OP's DH did and what she subsequently did are not accidents, they are ridiculous childish actions from people who should know better.

Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 18/05/2011 02:57

My favourite bit is how she defends him later as "only doing it when he's really drunk, which is only once a month" or words to that effect.

Her partner pisses the bed every month?

sausagesandmarmelade · 18/05/2011 06:57

What a delightful relationship you are in...

Will we be seeing you both on the jeremy kyle show?

cunexttuesonline · 18/05/2011 08:22

chipmonkey - I didn't make him clean it up as I was tired, wanted it done quickly but properly and he was very drunk. I think if it happens once or twice it's not such a big deal. but if it is a regular occurence then that is just not on.

Cheeseandbiscuits · 18/05/2011 08:33

I find the story tres amusant!

However, not sure i'D have had the balls to do it. I thunk if I had a DP who peed himself when wasted, he'd be sleeping in another room - as well as advising to take it easy on the booze when out

luvvinlife · 18/05/2011 08:48

I think thats fantastic.

Well done vixy

helpmenow · 18/05/2011 09:02

I can't begin to imagine why you'd do that.

I'm an alcoholic and attend 2-3 meetings a week. Wetting the bed is often mentioned in meetings as it encapsulates the complete loss of control, self respect and dignity that being an active alcoholic entails.

OP you can't control your partners behaviour but you owe yourself more than to turn it into a Punch and Judy show.

bronze · 18/05/2011 09:05

I actually feel sorry for the op, how fed up and desperate must you feel to think this is the only way of getting the message across. I would have left him before that because being covered in other peoples pee is not nice whether it was done 'on purpose' or not and wouldn't have seen this as the only method.

As for the excuse that he was drunk. I am ashamed of you mumsnetters. are we excusing bad behaviour because of being hammered now. I hope not otherwise we'll get people saying that being hit is ok because he was drunk Hmm We are control of our own drinking.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 18/05/2011 09:11

I talked to dh about this last night and asked him whether, if he knew that when absolutely rat-arsed, he would wet the bed, he would still get rat-arsed - and he said yes! I was utterly Shock.

I have pelvic floor issues, and have had ever since my teens, and just the thought that I might wet myself a bit is mortifying. If I flooded the bed, I would be beside myself - so upset that I probably wouldn't want to go back to sleep in case I did it again.

Maybe men really are a different species - or heavy drinkers are a different species - it is truly beyond my comprehension.

luvvinlife · 18/05/2011 09:21

I love the way the OP has been judged as a Chav not fit to grace the human race, an unfit parent and generally dysfunctional.

Get a life people, she was angry at her DPs gross behaviour and responded accordingly. He ended up washing the sheets.

I'd say she got a result.

(and no small animals were harmed)

Morloth · 18/05/2011 09:25

I think it has more to do with being an alcoholic (and I think if you drink so much you can't control your bodily functions then you are an alcoholic) than being a man.

bubbub · 18/05/2011 09:28

my hubby used to pee in random places when ratarsed.
classic times included peeing in front of our mates down a flight of outdoor stairs from the pub.
peeing on our sink draining board on dry clean dishes.
peeing on my tony and guy hairbrush.

= many rows. threats to rub his nose in it.
= he doesnt drink anything other than the odd beer and hasnt been rat aresed in 5 years.

bubbub · 18/05/2011 09:29

oh and when i read the end of the op, i actually made this face... Shock

kingbeat23 · 18/05/2011 09:41

I have a friend that is incontinent when drinking ad has done for an age. When she stayed with me and it happened she was mortified, bought me new bedding and paid for the matres to be cleaned with a steamer too....I never thought about pissing on her in retaliation although she pee'd up my back a couple of times as we shared a bed.

I did however support her through her recovery.

Jaspants · 18/05/2011 09:51

My friends ex once said that a sign of a good night was a triple whammy in the bed [boak] I'm so glad she left him, as opposed to peeing pooing and puking on him and continuing in that sorry relationship

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 18/05/2011 11:10

I don't think you are being judgy at all, Jaspants - or at least, you are utterly justified in being judgy. Triple whammy?? Urghhhhhhh!! Envy

PumpkinSnatch · 18/05/2011 13:10

kingbeat if your friend had left you in the piss with no so much as an apology I would imagine you would have been less sympathetic.

moodymama · 18/05/2011 13:24

Thanks for making me appreciate my lovely non-piss-soaked life, and for making me realise no matter how my standards may have slipped, I will never deliberately pour piss on anyone.

However, I like to live under the illusion that I am not a very judgemental person and you are making it very hard for me to maintain that illusion.

whethergirl · 18/05/2011 16:51

Triple whammy???

I was just getting my head round pissing in bed, but the idea of a Triple Whammy (could have been a good name for an ice-cream - but not any more) has just made my brain hurt from trying to process it all.

I sincerely hope it is the rarest of occurrence. Am even hoping it only ever happend since world began, and that was to Jaspant's friend's ex.

Triple??? Whammy?? FUCKING HELL.

whethergirl · 18/05/2011 16:53

occurrenceS - not sure about the sp either
only ever happened ONCE since world began

sigh why does it always look alright before you post it and then typos are as clear as day the second you post.

skybluepearl · 18/05/2011 16:55

blimey! he must have been very very piss3d and you must have been very piss3d off. is it always like that between the two of you?

KatieWatie · 18/05/2011 18:01

Best thread I've ever read, anywhere on the internet.

I'm assuming, OP, that you have a THIRD bed that you could get into once the other 2 were soaked through?

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FunnysInTheGarden · 18/05/2011 22:28

Tripple Whammy have got to be the most vild and boaktastic words ever spoken on MN. Why oh why did I not meet a man like that, I mean, what a catch........

Pagwatch · 18/05/2011 22:34

Piss3d?

Is that different from pissed?

FunnysInTheGarden · 19/05/2011 09:59

I think it's to bypass the swear filters on MN...............

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