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to have tipped p*ss on DP

255 replies

vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 22:45

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

OP posts:
trixymalixy · 15/05/2011 23:02

Shouldn't you be in bed It's a school day tomorrow.

ehedydd · 15/05/2011 23:03

My ex oh used to pee everywhere apart from the loo when he was pissed and I got so fed up of it that one night when we were at a wedding and he was bladdered I poured a glass of water over his suit on the floor and told him in the morning he'd pissed on it, he had to drive home in a wet suit, he only ever pissed in the loo from that night on ha ha

DingDongMerrilyOutOfSeason · 15/05/2011 23:05

This thread is really upsetting, I would never piss on someone even as revenge. It must be a joke because surely nobody would treat a partner this way. If you dislike someone enough to piss on them, you are probably on the fast track to nowhere. So I'm going to reassure myself that the OP is trying to wond us up with the most vile thing she can think of, and with that thought I am off to bed.

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 15/05/2011 23:05

YABU. Throwing containers full of piss at people is only acceptable when you are at a festival and someone like James Blunt is playing.

HalfPastWine · 15/05/2011 23:07

LOL at OP, I actually think it's really funny.

Had a similar thing happen to me except my DP at the time not only pissed the bed but vommed up in it too. I left him and went to the spare room. He tried to get in but I banished him back to the pissy sick bed where he stayed for two days suffering from what I would call alcohol poisoning. He had to get everything professionally cleaned as the sick had dried into the bedding and carpet by then.

Original poster
vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 23:07

Actually, i do have a protector on the spare bed, i put it on because i had a feeling he would come home like that, an that is where we had said he would sleep. I was already asleep when he came home. Amazing my house doesnt smell of wee, because, you'll be amazed to know, soap, water an a bit of scrubbing can clean wee right up.
An yes we do have children, dont worry though they didnt see mommy throwing wee around, so i am sure they wont grow up thinking its ok. I think i managed to get him to understand how gross it is to be covered in wee anyway.

OP posts:
biggirlsdontcry · 15/05/2011 23:07

vile

fortyplus · 15/05/2011 23:12

Oh that's all right then Hmm

igetmorelovefromthecat · 15/05/2011 23:15

I went to Center Parcs with my now ex, my DD and my mum a few years ago and we had an almighty barney one night. Went to sleep not speaking to each other, but I got woken up at 6.15 am by my ex telling me that he had pissed the bed. I couldn't feckin believe it - it was the only time it ever happened in our relationship. I didn't pour piss over him to get him back as IMO that is a bit rank but my satisfaction came from my mother (who thought the sun shone out of his backside) finding out that he'd widdled the bed.

blackeyeddog · 15/05/2011 23:16

Yabu. You should have weed in his morning cup of tea rather than sloshing it about like that.

AgentZigzag · 15/05/2011 23:16

'I think i managed to get him to understand how gross it is to be covered in wee anyway.'

Result!

Back of the net.

End justifies the means.

All's well that ends well.

Etc etc

I would do a Hmm face at the end, but I don't feel that strongly about it.

balia · 15/05/2011 23:17

"soap, water an a bit of scrubbing can clean wee right up." Pee where you like then pet, if that's what you want to be doing with your life - always a job for people skilled at cleaning up piss.

Sleepingonthebus · 15/05/2011 23:22

Jeez, I'm so glad he wasn't sick.

You both sound lovely.

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 15/05/2011 23:23

Blackeyeddog, I like the attitude but I'm having problems with the execution. Milk first? Or piss first, then milk, then sugar?

GypsyMoth · 15/05/2011 23:28

but you can never get into the matress to scrub it clean can you??

sixkids · 16/05/2011 09:54

i think your brilliant,wouldnt have the balls to do it myself but good on you. :)

itisnotacompetitionyouknow · 16/05/2011 10:03

YANBU I'd have done the same myself!

messymammy · 16/05/2011 10:11

Jesus.
I am speechless here.
I had a friend who's boyfriend used to hit her,but always apologised and turned it around on her,typical abuse situation.he pissed on her in the shower one day as she was taking too long and that was when she knew she could no longer "justify" it all.
Deliberately getting your excrement all over someone you claim to love is fucked up.

Hullygully · 16/05/2011 10:17

Oh well it makes a change from people pooing in socks/Victoria station/supermarkets, I suppose.

Feels like mn has been overrun by toddlers.

CravingExcitement · 16/05/2011 10:19

I've got a lot of sympathy for you, my exp was a bed pisser while drunk. It happened quite a few times. He used to refuse to use the toilet before bed, then piss the bed. Not nice. But I don't have to put up with him anymore.

cannydoit · 16/05/2011 10:19

my EX husband is an alcoholic. he use to come back pissed and wee while still half asleep all over the place thinking he was in the toilet i once found him poised over our 4 month old baby about to piss on her. i understand the rage and the disgust you would have felt at waking up to have rolled in piss in your own bed as many a morning i would get up and walk in it. the fact is it is his lack of control that is the most worrying factor here and what it is causing you to do. i think your reaction was extreme but i totally understand why you did it. i cant say that you were being unreasonable because i think you are being pushed here but i think you may need to lay the law down about your partners drinking if it causes these side affects as these are not acceptable.

Pictish · 16/05/2011 10:25

Oh calm down everyone. Fgs.

Ok, it's not the couple in the OPs proudest moment, but I'm finding all the 'you're vile' and 'you're disgusting' going on here a little harsh.

People do silly things sometimes and no-one was hurt...no damage was done.

Don't worry OP.

AngryGnome · 16/05/2011 10:32

After reading this, I actually can't hitch my judgypants up high enough.

I'm so glad thar you thought of the children and prevented them winessing you hurling vengeful piss on your DP. If it wasn't for that goodness knows what I might have thought about it all.......

(hmm)

AngryGnome · 16/05/2011 10:34

wiTnessing, obv. FFS. Excessive (although obviously justified) judgy pant hitching has impeded typing.

Morloth · 16/05/2011 10:37

I think if you can even consider doing this to someone you claim to love you need to have a very very close look at your relationship.

There is no way in hell this is a stand alone incident.

You must really hate him to deliberately pour wee on him and your kids will know that all is not well.

Though I can't imagine being in an adult relationship with someone who drinks so much they wet the bed.