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to have tipped p*ss on DP

255 replies

vixy0007 · 15/05/2011 22:45

My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

OP posts:
Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 10:46

I refuse to accept that this is true.
I refuse to accept that adults behave like this.
I refuse to accept that it her adults would think it was ok to behave like this.
Otherwise I would just want to give up.

So it is all a big joke and the world is not really full of people barely one step up from shit throwing apes.

[Pollyanna]

AlistairSim · 16/05/2011 10:52

wees on Pagwatch

QuackQuackBoing · 16/05/2011 10:53

If he's drinking that much that he wees himself then he needs to cut back! That's my only comment.

melikalikimaka · 16/05/2011 10:55

We knew a couple where the husband was drunk one night and he stood and pissed all over her face while in bed. Despite her protests he carried on, he was still asleep. He took great delight in telling everyone, which was embarrassing and they are now divorced.

So OP its not nice, but think you went a little OTT.

Morloth · 16/05/2011 10:56

It really is just outside the realms of 'normal' isn't it.

I am trying to imagine pouring wee on my DH and I just can't get there.

MrsChemist · 16/05/2011 10:57

Agree with Pagwatch

bejeezus · 16/05/2011 11:09

LOLOLOLOL!
YANBU- well done
I would LOVE to hear if he EVER ever pees in the bed again. I bet that has cured his weak bladder for ever

AngryGnome · 16/05/2011 11:11

Agree with Pagwatch .

OP, have you considered opening your house to families looking for an activity day when the local safari park is closed?

shinyshoes · 16/05/2011 11:16

I've just pissed myself reading this.
Funniest thing I've read in an age

Pictish · 16/05/2011 11:16

Harsh AngryGnome, harsh.
And rude. And bitchy.

No-one tipped wee over YOU did they? What's your problem?

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 11:21

Pictish, people might do silly (and for silly read vile/disgusting) things in the heat of the moment, and finding myself in a pool of piss would get me riled to be sure, but most people don't go advertising it on the internet.

Maybe the OP thought most posters would say good on her for getting him back?

Who knows what goes on in the mind of someone who deliberately does stuff like this to her DP?

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 11:21

Grin at alistairsim

bumpsoon · 16/05/2011 11:24

I have had this happen to me , not the jug of wee bit ,the waking up in someone elses wee and it is very very disgusting and invoked in me a rage so keen ,that had a jug been handy and had there been a spare bed ,i may well of retaliated in the same way and damn the mattresses! As it was i put a few strips of cellotape on the scrotum of the culprit and went to work Grin

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 16/05/2011 11:26

DH and I don't wee on each other. We have there toilets

Pictish · 16/05/2011 11:26

shrugs

It's not an event I'm going to get my knickers in a knot over.

Do carry on in your moral outrage....you seem to be find it gratifying to heap contempt on something that doesn't affect you in the least. Have fun.

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 11:29

The OP asked posters opinions pictish, it's what MN is all about, doesn't affect us at all because we're all strangers.

The fun bit is seeing posters being outraged at other posters outrage at the OPs outrageousness.

AngryGnome · 16/05/2011 11:29

Harsh but fair Pictish. If you go on the internet announcing that you merrily fling your bodily fluids around the home than you should not be surprised when people respond.

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 11:30

It wouldn't have affected me at all had the op not chosen to post the info on the Internet and asked people to comment.
Or am i missing something?
Is this actually am I being unreasonable but please only post if your comments are accepting of the premis in th op or, if in disagreement, do not convey that disagreement in anything other than the most moderate of terms.

Pictish · 16/05/2011 11:30

What does mean?

AgentZigzag · 16/05/2011 11:33
Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 11:33

like a judge. Bangs the gavel when the case is concluded and further discussion is finished and unnecessary .

beckibicker · 16/05/2011 11:35

spitting on someone is an assault

i imagine throwing pee on them would be viewed similarly

I say he should call Mens Aid a solicitor & the police, get the OP kicked out for being abusive, change the locks and I am sure someone will be along with the title of a good book to read for him :)

Pagwatch · 16/05/2011 11:35

Did you notice, toilets zigzag?
that's like more than one!

Chicken is like the queen or something.

aliceliddell · 16/05/2011 11:36

We think YANBU. We also think it's disgusting. But mainly we think it's hilarious. (As are many of the comments) PMSL seems inappropriate, but true.

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