to have tipped p*ss on DP

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My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

YABU
I cannot imagine being in a relationship with, having kids with, or indeed having sex with someone who throws bodily fluids at me, on purpose, no matter what the provocation. If you feel that disrespectful towards him, maybe you would be happier apart.

Your dp needs to sleep elsewhere if he is determined to drink himself to oblivion.

Pagwatch started it.

Morloth, you fricking grass.

What I actually wanted to know was why go to all the trouble of getting a jug, why not just hop on and let loose?

Goodness you are a prissy lot. How have you brought up children and still get that disgusted by wee? Or did your nannies change all the nappies and do the potty training?

I think it's an appopriate and hilarious way to respond to his inconsiderate behaviour. Go, OP! Hell has no fury like a woman who wakes up in a pissy bed.

I pissed in the bathwater ExH was about to get in. More than once actually. He used to dunk his vile self right under too.

But I had constant injuries, a full-time job and a little baby with no help from the twat at all. It served its purpose for a while.

Wouldn't deliberately make more work for myself by throwing urine over him though!

at hopping on a letting loose.

"why not just hop on and let loose?"

Because then he might enjoy it!

Since when was it prissy to expect your DH not to wet the bed? What disturbs me is how common place some posters think this is.............I must live on a different planet.

You need to change your DP if he thinks that is an OK thing to do - being pissed is no excuse. But what you did puts you into the same league really.

ewww

To quote someone (I can't remember who): thank goodness you're with each other, and not out there ruining other couples.

PMBL (piss my bed laughing) at this thread.

Now that's my definition of an unhealthy relationship. (with all that piss)

Theres special plastic covered mattresses for people like you.

I really hope, for the sake of your landlord, that this isn't a rented property. It must be stinking.

My animals are much cleaner than this. Even my mother's aged, incontinent cat tried to be as clean as possible.

I'd rather be prissy than pissy.

Although it does bring a whole new dimension to the phrase "pissing me off"

I have dealt with piss, shit, vomit and snot when my children were younger. But that's because they couldn't help it. I would have felt a bit different if any of them had deliberately poured their bodily fluids all over me And as for an adult doing it..... words fail me. If that makes me prissy I will just have to live with it.

That is utterly disgusting. Both of you are vile!

Just chuck a handful of chips through the op's window Lequeen, sounds about right . Disgusting behaviour from both parties. You sound like a match made in heaven (or hell).

I know, but then it wouldn't work as a joke
It wasn't terribly funny anyway, let's be honest.
I won't be giving up my day job, put it that way!

Do I need to read this thread? I'm assuming it's a wind up. Please tell me nobody would actually pee on their DH. Or anyone else