to have tipped p*ss on DP

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My 34yo 'DP' came home blinding drunk friday night, fell asleep. All perfectly fine, until i woke up in the early hours to find him missing, so turning over to check where he was i realised i had rolled into a puddle of freezing cold wee. DP has a habit of doing this when he has had one to many, but this time he had woken up, noticed what he had done an got into the spare bed in the other room, leaving me in a piss covered bed!! Anyway, i woke up so annoyed i actually went downstairs, got a jug, did the biggest wee i could manage then went and tipped it on him ( not his face, his body ) just to see how he likes it. Needless to say he wasnt very pleased. was i out of order??

I bet they're inside as well pagwatch

Brilliant!! YANBU I would've done exactly the same whilst making it clear that EVERYTIME you wake up in a pissy bed, you will make sure he makes up covered in your piss. I'm being dead serious, he'll soon start taking more care of his bladder control after a drink I reckon. Worse case scenario is that he automatically sleeps in the other bed after a drink to avoid pissing in yours which tbh, is the level of respect you should expect anyway!!

I did something similar once. My ex always used to run a bath in secret and dive in it without asking me if I needed the toilet, he found it hilarious listening to me begging him to let me in he bathroom dying for a pee after he'd been in there 3 hours.

So one time he did it and I took his favourite mug (his football team mug) and pissed in that (I needed a piss that badly that I had to actually tip one mug of piss down the drain outside before I could fill up his footie cup. I then left it outside the bathroom door and told him it was ok now, I no longer needed to go. Funnily enough he ended his bath immediately after I said this and walked directly into his pissy mug as he left the bathroom. He hasn't done it since.

We have two toilets! BOTH indoors!
We also have a special toilet we have to take camping.

oh ok thanks

"OP, have you considered opening your house to families looking for an activity day when the local safari park is closed?"

Very supercilious in the face of a one off event that was silly and harmless enough.

Phew. At least my 'shit throwing apes' was not supercilious.

Sorry but I think you should have saved up a week's worth of piss and done it when he was not hungover just for real full affect. NNNNNOOOOOOOO not really but can fully understand your behaviour even though it is not good but people have been driven to do more he's lucky you didn't cut it off!

Arf at toilet boasting.
A woman at dds school has five toilets. Her house is smaller than mine.
That is a high toilet to person ratio imo

PMSL at this thread
I do think sellotape on the scrotum sounds much funnier though (and wouldn't smell as bad)

Truly, I am admonished by Pictish. I shall go and sit on one of my (many) toilets and think hard about what I have done.

All of my toilets are indoors. And one of them has a whole room to itself

And will you take your fishing rod with you AngryGnome?

That is vile. Sorry.

That is vile.

Pathetic behaviour and more to you than him actually!

Jeez

Please all go and agree with my poo and wee thread idea.

Now.

I will. And my wheelbarrow.

Pooo and wee thread ?

Where on earth would one find such a thing?

Wouldn't stoop to it myself, might have tipped ice cold water over him to keep the smell/hygiene issues to a minimum.

However, if it is a regular event when he is pissed I would buy some adult incontinence pants and insist he wears a pair to bed when he returns home from a mates drinking session blind drunk and unlikely to be in control of his bladder throoughout the night.

He was sorting out the beds on Saturday morning and stumping up for a fresh new mattress wasn't he ?

My 2yo woke me up by weeing on me today.

It never occurred to me to wee on him in retaliation.

We have 3 toilets.

It is nice.

No more traffice jams in rush hour.

Though the baby doesn't know who to terrorise.

Oi. You 'orrible lot. You scared him/her/them away.

And I wanted to find out what the bloke said when he got a bucketfull of piss tipped over him.

Now I'm going to have to make it up.

And it won't be very funny.

I am really quite cross with the lot of you.

Stop scaring OPs away. Bad mumsnet. Naughty.

My sister only has one toilet .

All donations gratefully received.

Sorry Hecate.

AHAHAHAH! If pissing on someone is assault, surely the DH is guilty then?!