DH has asked me not to fart in bed!

[krisskross]

just bought a new bed, he thinks we will sully it with farts! i think he is being stupid and i cannot stop what has to come out.

we agreed to let MN decide.

'still relevant'

Unless you are doing wet farts on an uncovered bed, then the mattress won't be damaged by farts. But the odd fart might just slip out - from either of you - I'd have thought. And YES are fanny farts allowed?

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