The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 3

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

I have Christmas sorted already

I am just going to knit everyone I know a version of my hat I linked to earlier here

I can just imagine the avalanche of gushing ThankYou cards I am going to receive...

I made a start on the dc's gomummy so far i have

1. A windows 7 laptop for ds (11yrs)(12yrs in jan) 2)skateboarding stuff 3)Dsi games (2) 4)ps3 games (2) Still to get him a new Dsi xl & lego kits & stocking fillers. DD (4yrs)
2. Dora bath time doll
3. Peppa pig roller skates
4. A scooter
5. Lots of art & crafts type stuff
6. A baking kit Still to get her a Dsi xl (same as ds's so no fighting ) & games etc

Then i have to buy for 28 other people .

I am entirely impressed elmo. And I only have 24 to buy for so I bow down to you. :)

Make sure you knit us some wont you AF, its gonna get cold on the bench ya know

Aha gomummy, you are the biscuit thief

Ooo elmo i have a ds xl, i love it, i have started to use the net on it, but still getting used to it.

We can bake more when you get here! Bring your hat from AF though, there was snow in Alberta yesterday!

tiredmum i didn't know you could get the intetnet through the ds xl.

i have just found the AF fan c
lub thread -well deserved.

Wish i could come gomummy

Elmo if we are talking about the newest ds then yup, i am using it with the the wireless router, i can by points, and download games with them.

Buy not by

Yes tiredmum its the latest dsxl, ooh that sounds good. Im rubbish with anything technical tbh.

But ds loves gadgets.

Lol elmo, i love playing it, i think it has some good games, it helps me relax, and the camera part is funny to muck about with

Oooh, I want a hat, I want a hat!

Totally jealous of everyone getting their holiday shopping done, I must try to get it done earlier this year. It's always hard to buy early for DH because our anniversary is in October and then his birthday in November, and he's tough to buy for. Hmmm...

Also, Benchers, I need you to be my intervetion and keep my away from the religion threads. It never goes well! :)

LOL, Cheerful what have you done? (Link please!) :) I'm sure we can organize an intervention. You'll know us coming for the intervention by the hats.

i have just found the AF fan c
lub thread -well deserved.

Trying to work out if I've missed something here Elmo, Can you link for me?

Cheerful I try and stay away from religion threads as I actually believe in God, but I think faith can be a personal thing iyswim, nobody has ever been able to agree on religion have they? LOL

Tea i can not do links but if you press on my profile & scroll down to the threads list im on you will see AF fan club thread . HTH

Ahhh thank you me dear.

Now now you can learn to do links my lovely, it's on the right near the bottom, but I@ll copy and paste it:

Links The simplest way to insert a link is to enter the web address (URL) surrounded by and . So type www.mumsnet.com to display a link like www.mumsnet.com. If you want your link to display text other than the web address itself, leave a space after the address then add the text before the ]]. So "Look at this page", would display "Look at this page.

Go on give it a go

*I'll

start the anyfucker fan club

Is this right tea

No that didn't quite work. Try again

Go to that thread, then go up to the address bar and copy the thread, then come back to buddy bench and paste it in between

< plonks down on the bench >

I have been to hell and back this evening

High School Open Evening

Is there any wine ?? < is gagging >

Your fan club is growing on the other thread

Think ill need a glass too tea , i really am rubbish with this PC i will get ds to show me how to do links tomorrow lol

I am ignoring it, tea

the backlash will start any time soon

I will stay here where it is safe < glugs wine >

Lol AF, i was wondering if you were gonna head over there, its safe here we'll hide ya

No wine for me, ta lol

Probably best, AF, your head would no longer fit into your lovely hat!

Tiredmum can I offer you a tea, punch or sparkling water of some type?

You're so right AF. The back lash is beginning slowly. Clearly such an old pro at the ebs and flos of mumsnet