The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 3

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

hello-o-o-o-o
are you-u-u-u
still here- ere -ere -ere
Oh I love a new thread

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. ~Bill Cosby

How true. Just read this on a website

I am going to be really cheeky and after my extensive abscence I am coming back to this shiny new fred !

Hello one and all.

I have had a few scraps recently.

With the proper MN heavies too

I am proper 'ard, me

It gets a bit chilly on the bench in Autumn, so I have brought my duvet and my woolly hat

this is it, do you like it ?

Ooo can I have one too?

Oooh good opener Tea, can we erase sins here now?

no, tea, it is an exclusive hat

you can have a borrow though, for a biscuit or three

Ahhh I copied the old thread and only amended a couple of things, probably why the strike through didn't work Someone else wrote it

Hello Wonka! Have never seen anyone type an echo before, I am impressed.

Great quote Tea!

Welcome back AF, we have installed a Chiminea as well, so you should be toasty.

welcome AF sit down & relax while your wounds heal . Love the hat .

Aww tea poor baby Noah :(

wine anyone ?

oh, I love a chiminea

I had one but it cracked last winter

it was supposed to be a non-cracking one !

< realises I was codded >

Bloody chimineas went through 3 last year will be buying a metal one this year or just staying in doors!
Thanks gomummy I've been practicing in the underpasses!
But I have a good hat and coat.. at least we have a seat. Bad for the piles this time of year!

Phew, sorry i am late, i got lost

Lovin the new thread tea

I was a bit sad i wasnt allowed to carry the bench, but i got over it

I think everyone has gone to bed, TM

and that is where I am headed, so good night x

Night night AF, chat soon

Now now Tired mum, you must look after that bump of yours! No heavy lifting

Thats me told then

I promise i am not heavy lifting, i am resting before school finishes

Morning Buddy Benchers! :) How are you all doing today on this lovely new thread?

Tiredmum, don't be sad about not lifting, we must take good care of you and your bump!

Wow thanks gomummy i feel so nice and relaxed

Hello, my lovelies! Am also of that hat! I do love a good woolly cap. I need to search etsy for a new one.

Oooh, biscuits!

< takes three biscuits >

hi all x

I do like this thread, some fab snacks women on it

thanks

Hows everyone doing today ? I made a start on my christmas shopping earlier early i know but a case of having to get started sooner rather than later .

Lol Anyfucker, we aim to please

Hi cheerful, hope u are ok

We did that last year elmo, we might start early again this year, it is soooo much easier, by the time we got to xmas we didnt have to fight to get to the shops

So well done you.

Who ate all the shortbread

Thanks Tiredmum! Hmm, wonder why I am always hungry after visiting the bench?

Don't be Elmo, I'm half done already! Curious as to what you got though .

Had totally forgotten about etsy until you just mentioned it Cheerful! We could have some hats made with AF's new logo on it from the fan club thread?

Oops, xpost Tiredmum, am I guilty now?