Omg I shagged the vicar

[Lapdog78]

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

Vicars don’t have those restrictions. When I was growing up in the 70s the Sunday papers always seemed to have a report about a vicar running of with a parishioner’s wife. 😬

This is brilliant! I hope he served you well! If he thinks you are loose imagine what you are allowed to think of him!

im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common

Surely that would make him loose and common too if true

Not like you snagged a priest or nun. Vicars can date and marry etc. Two consenting adults.

Saying all that I would be joking about it too if I was one of your friends. Probably going to be reminded of this for years 😁

I like the idea of a kitchen sofa. I wonder what the best fabric would be.

Once they are married!

Sex outside of marriage is definitely a sin.

My money is on him being CoE. They stopped bothering with the religion bit of Christianity a long time ago. 😁

Is he hot?

I didn’t know vicars were allowed to do that!!!! I bet if you told his boss they wouldn’t like it (and by boss I don’t mean. The big G)

Vicars most certainly do have these restrictions. Fornication is a sin and so is adultery.

Cadburys Dairy Milk is what springs to my mind but I don't suppose it's that 😁

YABU for having a kitchen sofa.

Otherwise crack on.

It's OK to shag the vicar if you are both single . But why the hell did you go and tell your friends all about it ??! Guess you don't want to do it again . Ever. Imagine if went and told the verger and the choir master .

I assume BC = Banged Clergy

"Down with that sort of thing"

I want a younger, better looking Vicar!

When l was getting married in the late 1980s, we went to see the local vicar to book the church.
He was very sniffy about us having the same address.
Fast forward to two weeks before the wedding, he'd left his wife and run off with one of the parishioners.

Did he bring the condoms?

Something wipe clean in this situation, l hope....

Good start (or end) to a new bonk buster!

I'm a bit surprised at the amount of kitchen sofa love going on here. My friend doesn't have an enormous kitchen but still has a sofa in it and I dont think that it's ever used as anything other than somewhere to chuck coats & bags.

Equally I'm not aware that she shags members of the clergy on it either, but I may suggest it as an alternative use 😂.

🤣😂🤣

Wouldn't someone (or someone's pussy cat) have to make a complaint about him first? Or do they have some kind of shagging alarm that alerts them if he gets lucky?

For a while I had a job that involved a rather early start and I would often see a local church warden (male) driving away from the vicarage in a nearby village where the vicar (female) who covered a number of parishs lived.

I never said anything and it was months before anyone found out

Neither of them must have seen fornication as a sin, they were both single at the time

Now a happy couple I believe 😁

You’ve written a very long post condemning other Christians for judging, yet ended your post with a very clear judgement on your ‘mature’ (as you put it) co-religionist women with a huge dollop of tired misogyny, and probably ageism, that they are only jealous as they are gagging for it.

You might want to look at that plank in your own eye.

Oh these comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need the laughing emoji back.

But good for you OP, and no, you're not loose and common, as others have said, if you are then so is he! But I agree with others - details!

I wonder if it made the Sunday papers 😂

I (paramedic) once went to a vicars wife having an anaphylactic reaction, colleague gave Adrenaline and IV hydrocortisone, it is not uncommon for patients to get some mild burning or itching - 'down below' particular if the hydrocortisone is given quickly, and it is also a rare but documented side effect that it can cause spontanous orgasm.

Anyway, my colleague made the vicars wife come!!