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Things I absolutely won't do at home.

186 replies

Gettingbysomehow · 25/07/2026 19:46

Cleaning the oven.
Cleaning the car.

I get professional cleaners to do these for me because just no....life is too short.

OP posts:
CrikeyMajikey · 25/07/2026 23:14

MeAndMyGhost · 25/07/2026 20:47

Launder my own sheets.

Once a week I send them out and they come back clean and pressed. Worth it to me!

I like this idea. I love fresh, crisp sheets. My treat myself when the DC head back to uni and my house doesn’t feel like a warehouse.

Snackccident · 25/07/2026 23:17

IdenticalHandTwin · 25/07/2026 20:08

I pay €12 for a car wash, inside and out. It comes out gleaming and smells amazing inside like cherries

And I get a free coffee while I wait.

12 Euro! I pay £30 and have to sit in a waiting room that looks like a crack den.

crochetandshit · 25/07/2026 23:18

Wear a bra.

IdenticalHandTwin · 25/07/2026 23:22

Snackccident · 25/07/2026 23:17

12 Euro! I pay £30 and have to sit in a waiting room that looks like a crack den.

I'm beginning to understand that €12 is a bit of a bargain 😅 I need more details about the crack den though 😉

HotButteredCroissants · 25/07/2026 23:23

Pinkchickenwine · 25/07/2026 21:14

It’s got a base station, it goes back there and mine washes as well, so it washes it own mop heads as well!

Brilliant it is!

Please can you tell me what make your robot is ? Thank you !

Snackccident · 25/07/2026 23:30

IdenticalHandTwin · 25/07/2026 23:22

I'm beginning to understand that €12 is a bit of a bargain 😅 I need more details about the crack den though 😉

It seems to be a feature of the hand car washes around here. Filthy broken sofas, grimy windows, one of those massive fleece blankets hanging on the wall with a wolf on it, ancient rugs that look like they carry disease and a cracked mirror for good measure.

EconomyClassRockstar · 25/07/2026 23:34

What ovens do you all have?! My oven cleans itself.

Yetone · 25/07/2026 23:37

I don’t mind cleaning the oven but I have a pyrolytic one and the shelves go in the dishwasher.
I have a window cleaner but I am a whizz at cleaning the insides.
I hate vacuuming but fortunately my husband doesn’t.
Having had a decorator in, I will never do it again myself.
Car goes to the car wash for wash and vacuum.

Slightyamusedandsilly · 25/07/2026 23:39

VivIsBlonde · 25/07/2026 19:53

Lol
it doesn’t take long to clean an oven if you wipe it down after every use and then do a proper clean on it once a week!

Once a week? I've only cleaned an oven about 4 times in my whole life!

ExOptimist · 25/07/2026 23:43

Snackccident · 25/07/2026 23:30

It seems to be a feature of the hand car washes around here. Filthy broken sofas, grimy windows, one of those massive fleece blankets hanging on the wall with a wolf on it, ancient rugs that look like they carry disease and a cracked mirror for good measure.

Hand carwashes are often a front for money laundering and modern day slavery.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/07/2026 23:54

Yetone · 25/07/2026 23:37

I don’t mind cleaning the oven but I have a pyrolytic one and the shelves go in the dishwasher.
I have a window cleaner but I am a whizz at cleaning the insides.
I hate vacuuming but fortunately my husband doesn’t.
Having had a decorator in, I will never do it again myself.
Car goes to the car wash for wash and vacuum.

Oh , I haven't tried putting the shelves in the dishwasher .
I do them in a bag with some ElbowGrease oven tray cleaner but it needs turning over and over to coat all the rungs .
My DW is on at the moment but I will check if they fit .

Hephzibah64 · 25/07/2026 23:56

Morepositivemum · 25/07/2026 22:17

I don’t clean the oven regularly but feel I have to step in and say if you had a clean oven cleaning it once a week wouldn’t take up any time!

I’d love a cleaner but ironically mn have put me off cleaners because your house is supposed to be quite clean for a cleaner to clean!!!

I hate washing frying pans. Totally irrational but it drives me crazy!!! Also washing windows!!

@Morepositivemumdont worry about what Mumsnet says😀 I’m a cleaner and as long as your house isn’t hoarder level and filthy (although I have cleaned houses like this!) then it will be fine honestly.

SeriouslyAreYouSure · 25/07/2026 23:58

VivIsBlonde · 25/07/2026 19:53

Lol
it doesn’t take long to clean an oven if you wipe it down after every use and then do a proper clean on it once a week!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Denim4ever · 26/07/2026 00:04

Make fajitas or any other food I don't want to eat

Clearingaspace · 26/07/2026 00:40

Gutters and drains
pest control
drilling - eg to put up shelf
Decorating outside (mainly as it’s hard to place a ladder. securely in front garden
I have a robot vac - initially not impressed but beginning to like it
I tried plastering once - was not a success
car cleaning, but hardly ever get it washed - maybe once or twice a year

I do pretty much everything else

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 26/07/2026 02:46

LaughingCat · 25/07/2026 20:20

I’ve outsourced vacuuming! We have a little robot that gets up before we wake and trundles round downstairs, mopping and hoovering. Then I bring it upstairs and it does the same. Trundles back to its station and cleans itself. Best money we ever spent.

Aw, it sounds such a sweet little thing. 😂

floppybit · 26/07/2026 02:56

VivIsBlonde · 25/07/2026 19:53

Lol
it doesn’t take long to clean an oven if you wipe it down after every use and then do a proper clean on it once a week!

Clean the oven once a week?! It’s a once a year job here 😂

AlwayAnxious · 26/07/2026 02:58

Cook when its hot ....
Cereal, Sandwich, Crackers it is

Tiptopflipflop · 26/07/2026 03:15

I have more money than time. So laundry, ironing, cleaning, gardening and DIY are all outsourced. Provides employment, frees up my time.

boundarysponge · 26/07/2026 05:21

I can’t believe people use their ovens so much that they need cleaning weekly. I honestly can’t think when the oven was last used. Possibly Easter when I baked.

AwayWiththeGoblins · 26/07/2026 05:49

boundarysponge · 26/07/2026 05:21

I can’t believe people use their ovens so much that they need cleaning weekly. I honestly can’t think when the oven was last used. Possibly Easter when I baked.

It’s hard for me to imagine someone not using theirs for months! I roasted a cauliflower in mine and made pizza today.

Bjorkdidit · 26/07/2026 06:08

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/07/2026 23:54

Oh , I haven't tried putting the shelves in the dishwasher .
I do them in a bag with some ElbowGrease oven tray cleaner but it needs turning over and over to coat all the rungs .
My DW is on at the moment but I will check if they fit .

The best feature of our dishwasher (mid range Bosch) is that you can take out the top basket, fit an extra spray attachment at the back and then put bigger things in to wash. Like the oven door glass which doesn't get completely clean by the pyro setting. It's so useful it was a non negotiable feature when we got a new dishwasher.

When we got a new kitchen we switched from a double oven to two singles and I sold the old one, which was well overdue a clean, which I was open about in the eBay listing. The new singles are now pyrolytic, which pays for itself compared with paying someone to clean them.

Of course, we're now in the era of the air fryer so don't need two single ovens as we only ever use one at a time and that's about once a month at the most. I'm currently looking at the new generation of air fryer microwaves to replace both our aging, on it's last legs, microwave and the cheapy little air fryer we bought to see if we got on with it, which we do as it's used most days. But I need to look into how easy they are to clean, can you get a pyrolytic one or possibly, do the oven cleaning people do air fryers?

Bjorkdidit · 26/07/2026 06:09

AwayWiththeGoblins · 26/07/2026 05:49

It’s hard for me to imagine someone not using theirs for months! I roasted a cauliflower in mine and made pizza today.

Most people use air fryers now, especially if cooking for 1/2 people. I certainly would for roast cauliflower although pizza is one of the few things that need a proper oven unless you have a bigger air fryer.

DreadedInn · 26/07/2026 06:24

HotButteredCroissants · 25/07/2026 23:23

Please can you tell me what make your robot is ? Thank you !

Not the poster you asked but I have a Eufy x10 omni pro. And I love him

ShrinkyDinkyPetal · 26/07/2026 06:33

Am I an absolute princess as I'm reading people saying Windows cleaners and its never occurred to me that this is a DIY option.
Would you have to own the long stick!? Or risk falling to your death out the window.

A tenner a month is a small price to never having to consider this.

I despise thinking of what to eat, Gousto 4 times a week makes it more manageable.

Recently got a handyman in for half a day and he ploughed through all the niggly shit that irritates me about the house. Might make him a regular feature.

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