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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

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logicisall · 01/04/2026 18:29

pointythings · 01/04/2026 18:27

Well, technically you have the Palaeolithic, the Mesolithic and the Neolithic, so Trump would need to specify how far back he wants to bomb Iran. I mean, are we talking hunter/gatherer society here or are we keeping agriculture?

Well Iran has fertiliser...

Notonthestairs · 01/04/2026 18:31

MrTiddlesTheCat · 01/04/2026 13:35

Thanks for the new thread. I'm placemarking with some personal news. I had a mammogram this morning and it was all clear. I'm still cancer free.

Thats a lovely bit of news. Congratulations!

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 18:38

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Talkinpeace · 01/04/2026 18:45

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 18:38

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more Epstein Files stuff then ;-)

logicisall · 01/04/2026 18:55

That was eleven minutes more than I expected.

Eyesopenwideawake · 01/04/2026 19:05

I've just twigged why he's doing the address tonight – he can't bear that the front pages tomorrow will be full of Artemis and not him.

Sad.

SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 19:08

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 18:38

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That could have been worded better ....

BruceAndNosh · 01/04/2026 19:52

logicisall · 01/04/2026 18:55

That was eleven minutes more than I expected.

How many milliScaramuccis?

BruceAndNosh · 01/04/2026 19:59

JoshLymanSwagger · 01/04/2026 16:12

Artemis isn't actually landing on the moon, it's doing a figure of 8 around the back of it.

Not sure why it's being billed as "going to the moon", it's like me "going to london" and just doing a lap of the M25 at night.

🤷🏻‍♀️

They're not really comparable.
Landing on the moon was a triumph of science and human endeavour.

Finding a parking space in Central London would be much much harder

MaraladeorJam · 01/04/2026 20:04

BruceAndNosh · 01/04/2026 19:59

They're not really comparable.
Landing on the moon was a triumph of science and human endeavour.

Finding a parking space in Central London would be much much harder

Bloody hell @BruceAndNosh you just got me into trouble!

I am in the library and burst out laughing!

Very witty.

CaveMum · 01/04/2026 20:37

MrTiddlesTheCat · 01/04/2026 13:35

Thanks for the new thread. I'm placemarking with some personal news. I had a mammogram this morning and it was all clear. I'm still cancer free.

Fantastic news!

AcrossthePond55 · 01/04/2026 21:39

FWIW, from what I'm hearing on CNN the commentators are leaning towards believing that SCOTUS will deny Scrotus' birthright citizenship lawsuit. But don't count your chickens, don't put all your eggs in one basket, don't cross that bridge until we come to it, don't put the cart before the horse, and any other platitudes about not being sure of something before it actually happens. Because these days we really DO never know!

ETA Sauer's actual voice doesn't bother me, he can't help that. It's that he talks so fast. It's like he rushes his words so fast as if he's hoping no one will be able to follow what he's saying. Or that he knows he's talking bullshit and just wants to get it over with.

namechangedtemporarily123 · 01/04/2026 22:29

Can someone explain to me in the simplest terms possible how the DHS bill just got through Congress?

JoshLymanSwagger · 01/04/2026 22:39

BruceAndNosh · 01/04/2026 19:59

They're not really comparable.
Landing on the moon was a triumph of science and human endeavour.

Finding a parking space in Central London would be much much harder

At the moment it's more like waiting for Green Flag and some jump leads...

RafaistheKingofClay · 01/04/2026 23:05

Green flag have fixed the battery problem though.

Excellent news @MrTiddlesTheCat

CaveMum · 01/04/2026 23:10

Just seen this on Facebook (I’m close to both airbases).

For context this is what Wikipedia says about this particular aircraft. I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions…

”The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) to ground troops by attacking enemy armored vehicles, tanks, and other ground forces; it is the only production-built aircraft designed solely for CAS to have served with the U.S. Air Force.[4]”

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DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 23:50

Forget you rubes. Pay for my war.

Trump: “We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.”

Notonthestairs · 01/04/2026 23:52

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 23:50

Forget you rubes. Pay for my war.

Trump: “We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.”

Is he campaigning for the Democrats?

DuncinToffee · 02/04/2026 00:01

He also said

"Tonight, I'm making a little speech at 9:00 and basically I'm going to tell everybody how great I am."

Is that on the bingo card?

placemats · 02/04/2026 00:03

This bingo card is HUGE!! 😂

walllaw · 02/04/2026 00:31

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 23:50

Forget you rubes. Pay for my war.

Trump: “We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.”

Does that mean he's not going to be the 'father of IVF' after all?

AcrossthePond55 · 02/04/2026 01:45

namechangedtemporarily123 · 01/04/2026 22:29

Can someone explain to me in the simplest terms possible how the DHS bill just got through Congress?

Speaker of the House and Senate Majority Leader did a deal. But no bill has been passed as far as I know. They've just agreed to use the Senate-passed framework and then utilize budget reconciliation for rest of the funds. Budget reconciliation allows a bill to be passed by simple majority. But it all still has to be voted on.

www.npr.org/2026/04/01/nx-s1-5770566/dhs-shutdown-congress-republicans

TooBigForMyBoots · 02/04/2026 02:10

Anyone else awake and listening to this drivel?

TooBigForMyBoots · 02/04/2026 02:23

Well that was a nothing burger.🙄

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/04/2026 02:23

TooBigForMyBoots · 02/04/2026 02:10

Anyone else awake and listening to this drivel?

I can't bear to listen, following the updates.

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