Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

Printer stopped working
The four minute warning
Toilet is broken

He's in the house...

Wanna be my bridesmaid? ..

team building away day

Sharpie lid? Toddler quiet!

Flight is delayed

Mumsnet rumoured for sale

On similar lines, and from bitter experience over 30 years ago:

Suncream, sofa, toddler interface
Never the same again.

Mum, baby, in garden
Toddler inside, turned key
Ladder needed, open window
Phew - scaffolders save day
Toddler fine, Mum wreck
Alfie Gets In First
Brought to life

Saturday activity nine am

Let’s sleep at pils

Trafford Centre December 20th

Is that a shark?

New boyfriend, poor technique

low information reform voters

I'll see your Saturday activity 9 am and raise you
8.30 Saturday swimming lessons.

Your shoes don't match

Parent volunteers wanted please

Child wants craft set

Who spilled hama beads

Glitter, slime, glue, paint

Easter egg decorating competition

Its twins... err... quads?

The ocean swallowed her.

Bloodied hooks, negative test.

Decades in predator's basement.

Traffic heavy, toddler runs.

He's stronger than me.

Brain virus mutated again.

Snagged on barbed wire.

She died, not fully.

Holding cut throat together.

Baby taken at birth.

Folklore forgotten, nuance lost.

Mama, what were seeds?

You're fab at this!

Wrongful arrest, no alibi.
Twin Towers are gone.
She doesn't recognise me.
This island has cannibals.
This chicken tastes off.
So lonely, no-one cares.
You didn't pass, sorry.
New boyfriend, got ick.

Trod on a snail😩