Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

Someone's spiked my drink.
What's that howling noise?
I think we're lost.
Can't swim, punctured dingy.
Lost it all gambling.

Taxi driver with OPINIONS

Can’t find my phone
No WiFi in hotel
Did you buy milk?

Slept through the alarm

Missed my turn off

The cat's got fleas.
Mum, can we bake?
MUM ARE YOU AWAKE

Should it be green?
It looks very swollen
Has it burst yet?

Cleaner has left early
have you gained weight?
are you on jabs?

mum, mum, Mum, MUM

The dog’s got fleas

I’m having an affair

You are being followed

I will ruin you

This train is delayed.
Can I borrow you?
Let's all introduce ourselves.
There is no tea.
The wine bottle's empty.
Oh look, they're here!
Mind if I smoke?
My pronouns are they.
It's your round now.
On loo; no tissue.
Baby's eyes: still open.

Compulsory fun away day

Team building exercise today!

Black fly in Chardonnay
Where’s the blasted key?
rain storm brolly broke
long drive no toilet
20 mile hill hike
new shoes big blisters

There’s something behind you
Rail replacement bus service
There is no hope

Kitchen ceiling fell down

Oh, condom has split

Wheelie bin fallen over

Freezer door left open

Your dog has cancer

Didn't flush the loo
Said the wrong name
Top is inside out
Just found a hair

Mum I feel sick

Can I join you?
You look lonely there
Cheer up and smile
What are you reading?

morning and no coffee!

brexit happened and real.

mumsnet fascist breeding ground

To begin: an icebreaker

Next up , Role Play ( work meeting)

Forgot my ID Card

Your cards been cloned

We're out of bread

Reported