Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

Subzero temperatures will continue 🥲

But I’m already dead

That wasn’t a baby

No more chocolate ever.

Suddenly allergic to potatoes.

I'm sorry, but this made me LOLLLL!! 😆

Little footsteps on stairs.

Are we there yet?
Mum, I feel sick.
I can't feel anything.
Where's the sea gone?
There's a bear coming.

I am watching YOU !

What's your greatest weakness?
It's Mrs Brown's Boys!
You don't mind, do you?
52 percent voted Leave.
There's no toilet paper.

I've ALWAYS been here.

Out of office off
Your child has vomited
Your card was declined

Hen do group chat

Sudden sneeze, wet pants

I didn’t hit save.

Putting you on hold

What is my password?

Neighbour ringing door bell

In-laws staying three weeks

Dog’s got diarrhea again

Run out of coffee

Actually I am non-binary

Orkney to Scotland Ferry.
(See separate travel thread. More details available on request.)

Not booking Camino accommodation.

Rescuing that injured owl.

Heated Rivalry isn’t renewed
who’s sick is that?
can I borrow you?
tea Or coffee?

Cash payment only please

Reform won General Election

Stepped in dog poo

Alarm didn’t go off.

We have no coffee.

We’re gonna use forceps.

You didn’t sign it

Teams breakout room time

Washing machine not working.

School want to talk.

Your husband is WFH.

Shampoo but no conditioner.

This line will disconnect.

Your MIL is here!

(the kid playing with your kid in soft play) He vomitted last night!